Captain Insano!

[Lionking]

You are a god!



That is all.

-LionKing

P.S. You were even more of a god when you were Ralf. I miss Ralf. Bring Ralf back.

[Tikker]

ps, I was watching Waterboy last night

is that where you swiped Captain Insano from?

[Goose_Man]

Haha wtf sparked this?

[Jay]

Yes Tikker.

[Lionking]

Captain Insano The White

One day Captain Insano and his three greatest friends George Bush, the ghost of Fidel Castro, and Adolph Hitler were walking through a deep dark cave. They were half way across a thin rock bridge when all of a sudden who should show up but Vartramitos himself!

Luckily for his friends Captain Insano was a gentleman in the truest sort of the word, his honor and nobility knew no bounds. The great Captain leapt in front of his friends to protect them. Vartramitos took a swipe with his massive clawed paw, with the speed of Mexican border crossers on steroids Captain Insano dodged the blow. Unfortunately the sheer strength of the attack shattered the rock bridge, Vartramitos prepared to pounce. Honor and Nobility had met their bounds for Captain Insano however, and he hurled himself off the edge of the rock bridge to escape.

Captain Insano knew something about the nature of ligers though, he knew that a liger’s vision worked much like a tyrannosaur, that it could only see moving objects. So he called out to his friends “Fly you fools!”. That Captain Insano, what a practical joker.

With the screams of his dying friends providing pleasing background music not unlike elevator music Captain Insano fell to the bottom of the cave, where he encountered a giant human.

The giant human spoke “ Fee Figh Foh Fum I am pretty freaking dumb”

Captain Insano thought for a moment and came up with this, if the French are small and suck at fighting then it follows that people who are big must be really good at fighting. He decided to invite the giant to join the ALA. Insano told the giant all about the ALA.

“Are you stupid?” Asked the giant. “Ligers are sterile you stupid idiot head”

“Oh yeah?” Answered Insano “If Ligers are sterile then why is it that they have so many children?”

“No, ligers can’t have” The giant began, Insano interrupted.

“Shut up you giant jerk you don’t know anything”

“Well, lets just agree to disagree” Said the giant

“Lets agree that your mom is a fag” retorted Captain Insano

The giant for some reason became upset and attacked Captain Insano. The giant had giant strength and giant speed but Captain Insano was insane, insane with fighting fury. With the sexually arousing strength of a thousand ordinary men, or a million Frenchmen plus two thousand ordinary men, he beat the giant to death.

http://www.antiliger.com/insane.html

Good Good Stuff.

-LionKing

[Captain Insano]

ps, I was watching Waterboy last night

is that where you swiped Captain Insano from?

No it's the name my mother gave me.

[Captain Insano]

Haha wtf sparked this?

I was posting with my penis exposed and the whole board got excited.

I've since put it away.

[Captain Insano]

Captain Insano The White

One day Captain Insano and his three greatest friends George Bush, the ghost of Fidel Castro, and Adolph Hitler were walking through a deep dark cave. They were half way across a thin rock bridge when all of a sudden who should show up but Vartramitos himself!

Luckily for his friends Captain Insano was a gentleman in the truest sort of the word, his honor and nobility knew no bounds. The great Captain leapt in front of his friends to protect them. Vartramitos took a swipe with his massive clawed paw, with the speed of Mexican border crossers on steroids Captain Insano dodged the blow. Unfortunately the sheer strength of the attack shattered the rock bridge, Vartramitos prepared to pounce. Honor and Nobility had met their bounds for Captain Insano however, and he hurled himself off the edge of the rock bridge to escape.

Captain Insano knew something about the nature of ligers though, he knew that a liger’s vision worked much like a tyrannosaur, that it could only see moving objects. So he called out to his friends “Fly you fools!”. That Captain Insano, what a practical joker.

With the screams of his dying friends providing pleasing background music not unlike elevator music Captain Insano fell to the bottom of the cave, where he encountered a giant human.

The giant human spoke “ Fee Figh Foh Fum I am pretty freaking dumb”

Captain Insano thought for a moment and came up with this, if the French are small and suck at fighting then it follows that people who are big must be really good at fighting. He decided to invite the giant to join the ALA. Insano told the giant all about the ALA.

“Are you stupid?” Asked the giant. “Ligers are sterile you stupid idiot head”

“Oh yeah?” Answered Insano “If Ligers are sterile then why is it that they have so many children?”

“No, ligers can’t have” The giant began, Insano interrupted.

“Shut up you giant jerk you don’t know anything”

“Well, lets just agree to disagree” Said the giant

“Lets agree that your mom is a fag” retorted Captain Insano

The giant for some reason became upset and attacked Captain Insano. The giant had giant strength and giant speed but Captain Insano was insane, insane with fighting fury. With the sexually arousing strength of a thousand ordinary men, or a million Frenchmen plus two thousand ordinary men, he beat the giant to death.

http://www.antiliger.com/insane.html

Good Good Stuff.

-LionKing

hahah that is fucking awesome... I might steal the more juicy bits for a signature.

[Goose_Man]

Man this Lion guy is all over your E-Cock.... if he only knew you in real life.

[Susvain]

That makes two people now, Ouchy and lion

[Lionking]

Man this Lion guy is all over your E-Cock.... if he only knew you in real life.

Bah. I just have major respect for the man's genius. What I REALLY want to do is get me some Kizzy!

-LionKing

[The Kizzy]

No.

[Martrae]

Make her tortellini and she'll do anything

[The Kizzy]

Make her tortellini and she'll do anything

That was supposed to be OUR secret. I iwll be making a trip down in a few weeks with some enchiladas. Then our shennanigans can be gas powered.

[Lionking]

No.

Gah! I've been Mindia'd! I'm the first guy Kizzy ever said "NO" to.

[Jay]

If it makes you feel any better I think she'd say no to Zanchief

[The Kizzy]

What kind of girl gives it up on the first try?

[araby]

My kind.

[The Kizzy]

Oh!!!!!

I said no to Erodolak too.

[Lionking]

What kind of girl gives it up on the first try?

My dear, I made a tortellini avatar just for you! I don't do that for just any woman.

[DangerPaul]

3 billion men on the planet and you told 3 no, wow you have quite the high standards.

[xKALECx]

Wait a sec....could Lion King be.....OMG~

[Jay]

You'd say yes if you saw the pants I wore yesterday.

[The Kizzy]

3 billion men on the planet and you told 3 no, wow you have quite the high standards.

This from the guy who has sex with a different woman almost every ight, and sometimes two different one in the same night.

How is that STD working out for you, Mr. "I refuse to wear a condom"

[Darcler]

Hey, it's entirely possible that he has been lucky and not gotten anything.
I dont like condoms and you know how many guys they say I've been with. phew.