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Postby kaharthemad » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:53 am

Ok looks like my client on the bench just broke our internal office record!

9789 viruses
3200 pieces of spyware

What the hell ever happened to hiding playboys beneath the bed?
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Postby Goose_Man » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:04 am

Holy shit hahaha
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Postby kaharthemad » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:55 am

funny thing is...its a preachers kid.
Mennonite. not sure the kid will be alive tomarrow to tell the tail.
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Postby labbats » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:31 pm

Repressing sexual urges is completely healthy. Just ask any priest.
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Postby Captain Insano » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:34 pm

a five armed Jesus couldn't surf enough pr0n to get that much shit on ONE computer...Fucking amazing.
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Postby kaharthemad » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:36 pm

it is staggering. his temp internet file was over 3.5 gigs.

his temp file from all the spyware installs was sitting at over 1.8 gigs.
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Postby kaharthemad » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:41 pm

kids has to have tennis elbow...jeez if he whapped off to half of the smut i have found his dick would have fallen off by now.

I mean seriously this kid has seen more pussy in the last week then Ralf has his whole life.
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Postby Adivina » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:45 pm

ROFL! And here I thought it was bad when I removed something like 800 peices of spyware from my friend's computer.
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Postby kaharthemad » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:48 pm

you my dear, are a pedestrian compared to this kid.
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Postby Adivina » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:26 pm

No no, my friend Madison is a pedestrian. I keep my computer squeaky clean! I get angsty if I find one peice of spyware when I scan.
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Postby Darcler » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:27 pm

AdivinaDarkfyre wrote:No no, my friend Madison is a pedestrian. I keep my computer squeaky clean! I get angsty if I find one peice of spyware when I scan.


Same.
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Postby Adivina » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:31 pm

God forbid the scanner finds two or three, I act like Chicken Little!

The sky is falling motherfuckers!
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Postby Darcler » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:55 pm

If I find any I blame Gid for getting on my computer to look at porn....which honestly, I have never seen him look at or watch. Baffling.
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Postby Tossica » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:57 pm

Darcler wrote:If I find any I blame Gid for getting on my computer to look at porn....which honestly, I have never seen him look at or watch. Baffling.



He is hiding it. He is probably lieing to you and fucking other women too.
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Postby Captain Insano » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:32 am

Tossica wrote:
Darcler wrote:If I find any I blame Gid for getting on my computer to look at porn....which honestly, I have never seen him look at or watch. Baffling.



He is hiding it. He is probably lieing to you and fucking other women too.



hahah ! good show ol' boy!
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Postby Kramer » Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:41 am

read the first couple posts, that is hillarious. coming from someone who grew up Southern Baptist and escaped after 22 years, that is no shocker.... :rofl:
Mindia is seriously the greatest troll that has ever lived.
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