And more recodrs form the world of Tech!!!

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:53 am

Ok looks like my client on the bench just broke our internal office record!

9789 viruses
3200 pieces of spyware

What the hell ever happened to hiding playboys beneath the bed?

Goose_Man · Post by **Goose_Man** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:04 am

Holy shit hahaha

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:55 am

funny thing is...its a preachers kid.
Mennonite. not sure the kid will be alive tomarrow to tell the tail.

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:31 pm

Repressing sexual urges is completely healthy. Just ask any priest.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:34 pm

a five armed Jesus couldn't surf enough pr0n to get that much shit on ONE computer...Fucking amazing.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:36 pm

it is staggering. his temp internet file was over 3.5 gigs.

his temp file from all the spyware installs was sitting at over 1.8 gigs.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:41 pm

kids has to have tennis elbow...jeez if he whapped off to half of the smut i have found his dick would have fallen off by now.

I mean seriously this kid has seen more pussy in the last week then Ralf has his whole life.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:45 pm

ROFL! And here I thought it was bad when I removed something like 800 peices of spyware from my friend's computer.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:48 pm

you my dear, are a pedestrian compared to this kid.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:26 pm

No no, my friend Madison is a pedestrian. I keep my computer squeaky clean! I get angsty if I find one peice of spyware when I scan.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:27 pm

AdivinaDarkfyre wrote:No no, my friend Madison is a pedestrian. I keep my computer squeaky clean! I get angsty if I find one peice of spyware when I scan.

Same.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:31 pm

God forbid the scanner finds two or three, I act like Chicken Little!

The sky is falling motherfuckers!

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:55 pm

If I find any I blame Gid for getting on my computer to look at porn....which honestly, I have never seen him look at or watch. Baffling.

Post by **Tossica** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:57 pm

Darcler wrote:If I find any I blame Gid for getting on my computer to look at porn....which honestly, I have never seen him look at or watch. Baffling.

He is hiding it. He is probably lieing to you and fucking other women too.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:32 am

Tossica wrote:
Darcler wrote:If I find any I blame Gid for getting on my computer to look at porn....which honestly, I have never seen him look at or watch. Baffling.

He is hiding it. He is probably lieing to you and fucking other women too.

hahah ! good show ol' boy!

Kramer · Post by **Kramer** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:41 am

read the first couple posts, that is hillarious. coming from someone who grew up Southern Baptist and escaped after 22 years, that is no shocker.... :rofl: