So my friend asked me a tough question...

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:44 am

Thats only because you are dating one of your friends former girls that you feel that way I think Harri.

Post by **Tossica** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:51 am

Haha. Finawin is a vulture? Figures...

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:28 am

finawin have you fucked her yet?

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:21 am

Way to score your friend's sloppy seconds. Vultures are gay.

Vincenti · Post by **Vincenti** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:40 pm

Nail that shit like a freaking 2x4, and hit the ground running.

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:55 pm

bros before hoes, yo =\

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:11 pm

Tossica wrote:Haha. Finawin is a vulture? Figures...

If by vulture you mean the guy who makes her happy, then yes, I am that man.

I'm not going to cheat on her with one of her best friends and lie about it up until I move to Florida with her.

If I'm a vulture for her finally feeling the same way about me that I have for her for years, long before my friend ever dated her...you may call me Mr. Vulture Harrison.

Post by **Tossica** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:21 pm

It won't last...

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:34 pm

Mr. Vulture Harrison.... tee hee....

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:44 pm

Tossica wrote:It won't last...

When I need the longevity of my relationship evaluated by an old man who can't move on from a time period most people would rather have forgotten, I will let you know.

Post by **Tossica** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:49 pm

You sound so pathetic, I wouldn't be surprised if she is already scoping out a few of your friends for some double penetration action. You'll be the warm and fuzzy she comes home to cuddle with after she's washed up from the sperm bath.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:16 pm

None of my friends will disrespect me like that. I don't know what kind of friends you have...

Besides, I'm the "warm and fuzzy" she goes out with and then comes home with.

Post by **Tossica** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:31 pm

Harrison wrote:None of my friends will disrespect me like that.

Yeah right. You've probably sucked all your friends cocks by proxy just by kissing her. Don't kid yourself.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:48 pm

Poor little man, I live with no such insecurities however strong yours may be from past experiences.

liquidstayce · Post by **liquidstayce** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:05 pm

this thread is crazy.. dead people, fucking, dildos, and name calling... has everything

I liked the dildo 2 penis talk best but anyway...

2 consenting adults can make there own decisions about hooking up. Also, he shouldn't punish the girl twice by not considering her fair game for sex or a relationship. It is bad enough she lost her man. Speaking of sex or a relationship .. how do you know she even wants a relationship.. maybe she just needs some comfort sex.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:50 pm

I'd like to report that my friend tried to tap that ass last night and failed. They ended up sharing a movie, holding hands, making out and talking about their feelings. He said he likes her for more than just tapping that ass, although he really wants to tap that ass. he also says thanks for all your guys advice lol.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:52 pm

So, your friend isn't as retarded as this board is.

liquidstayce · Post by **liquidstayce** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:02 pm

hahahaha

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:58 am

Erodalak wrote:I'd like to report that my friend tried to tap that ass last night and failed. They ended up sharing a movie, holding hands, making out and talking about their feelings. He said he likes her for more than just tapping that ass, although he really wants to tap that ass. he also says thanks for all your guys advice lol.

"my friend" is pretty convenient, you slimy scumbag motherfucker.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:26 am

Tuggan wrote:
Erodalak wrote:I'd like to report that my friend tried to tap that ass last night and failed. They ended up sharing a movie, holding hands, making out and talking about their feelings. He said he likes her for more than just tapping that ass, although he really wants to tap that ass. he also says thanks for all your guys advice lol.

"my friend" is pretty convenient, you slimy scumbag motherfucker.

haha

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:54 am

Harrison thinks we give a shit about his personal life. No, it just gives us more ammunition.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:20 am

Tuggan wrote:
Erodalak wrote:I'd like to report that my friend tried to tap that ass last night and failed. They ended up sharing a movie, holding hands, making out and talking about their feelings. He said he likes her for more than just tapping that ass, although he really wants to tap that ass. he also says thanks for all your guys advice lol.

"my friend" is pretty convenient, you slimy scumbag motherfucker.

Lol. No it really is my friend. I have a girlfriend.

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:40 am

Harrison wrote:So, your friend isn't as retarded as this board is.

I dono, "tried and failed" doens't exactly scream non-retard to me - sounds more to me like he got shot down and pussified.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:27 am

Tacks wrote:Harrison thinks we give a shit about his personal life. No, it just gives us more ammunition.

Don't throw stones in a glass house, little boy.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 8:08 am

Josh, can you change your board title to "Mr. Vulture Harrison" please, it makes me giggle uncontrollably. Consider it your christmas gift to me <3