Will Queen Latifah please get off my television

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:10 pm

Why is she famous anyway? Because she was a mediocre rapper in the early 90s?

This woman is in a new movie, she was in several before (she was pretty good in Chicago, but anyone remember her in that Steve Martin movie, or say... that Taxi fiasco?) and she's in all the Pizza Hut commercials, now Wal Mart and several more I can't think of now.

Ok, you hit the demographic jackpot. Now how much money do you need to make off it?

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:10 pm

labbats wrote:Why is she famous anyway?

Because black people loves her.

Kramer · Post by **Kramer** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:25 pm

if she were on my tv it would be brokeded..... i thought she did well in Chicago though

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:03 pm

It's all about the negro nowadays. Call me racist but once you sit back and actually take note of how often a white person is the "butt" of the commercial plots, you start to see the direction of shit.

Apparently the marketing world has decided that the whites have made up their mind and now it's time to get branded with the blacks.

I think I have said this before but my memory is shot so :dunno:

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:14 am

I don't know about you guys but a fat black talentless women makes me want to buy shit all day long.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:46 am

Ya have to look at it from the homies perspective.

To penetrate the african american market all you need is a one puff daddy lookin dude with the obligatory limo, champagne, 20 (mostly blonde white) chicks dancing around him, shiny suit, massive amounts of jewelry, and a bass beat playing.

Lay that foundation and you can sell virtually -ANYTHING- as far as current advertisers are concerned.

Now, for the other african americans, you can have the intellectual "uncle tom" sitting with his laptop spouting off about the intricacies of internet security and how the silly white man just can't "get it".

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:32 pm

OuchyFish wrote:Ya have to look at it from the homies perspective.

To penetrate the african american market all you need is a one puff daddy lookin dude with the obligatory limo, champagne, 20 (mostly blonde white) chicks dancing around him, shiny suit, massive amounts of jewelry, and a bass beat playing.

Lay that foundation and you can sell virtually -ANYTHING- as far as current advertisers are concerned.

Now, for the other african americans, you can have the intellectual "uncle tom" sitting with his laptop spouting off about the intricacies of internet security and how the silly white man just can't "get it".

Where does fat black spokewoman fit into this?

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:38 pm

I honestly think she is geared for advertising to the women not the homies. Kind of a Oprah/Montel combo.

Post by **Mop** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:32 pm

vote or die bitches~

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:16 pm

Now she's putting in a cameo on Emeril. Insane.

Post by **Tossica** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:30 pm

Turn off TV

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:39 pm

labbats wrote:Now she's putting in a cameo on Emeril. Insane.

That's because her new movie is coming out and she plays a fat chef in it.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:09 am

dude i'd bone queen latifah

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:51 am

If you did it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

:rofl:

Rotj · Post by **Rotj** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:07 am

lols ouchyfish

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:13 am

OuchyFish wrote:If you did it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

yowza

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:05 am

Tic tac in a whale's mouth

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:20 am

Harrison wrote:Tic tac in a whale's mouf

psssshhhhhhhhh

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:20 am

Damnit Harry ya beat me to it. That is my favorite saying ROFL, great memories.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:31 am

parking a shriner car in a blimp hangar is a good one too

but i'd still hit it

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:11 pm

I'm scared to leave teh house... I didn't vote and puffy is probably behind my shrubbery with a butcher's knife.

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Will Queen Latifah please get off my television

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