Will Queen Latifah please get off my television

[labbats]

Why is she famous anyway? Because she was a mediocre rapper in the early 90s?

This woman is in a new movie, she was in several before (she was pretty good in Chicago, but anyone remember her in that Steve Martin movie, or say... that Taxi fiasco?) and she's in all the Pizza Hut commercials, now Wal Mart and several more I can't think of now.

Ok, you hit the demographic jackpot. Now how much money do you need to make off it?

[Phlegm]

Why is she famous anyway?

Because black people loves her.

[Kramer]

if she were on my tv it would be brokeded..... i thought she did well in Chicago though

[Ouchyfish]

It's all about the negro nowadays. Call me racist but once you sit back and actually take note of how often a white person is the "butt" of the commercial plots, you start to see the direction of shit.

Apparently the marketing world has decided that the whites have made up their mind and now it's time to get branded with the blacks.

I think I have said this before but my memory is shot so

[Captain Insano]

I don't know about you guys but a fat black talentless women makes me want to buy shit all day long.

[Ouchyfish]

Ya have to look at it from the homies perspective.

To penetrate the african american market all you need is a one puff daddy lookin dude with the obligatory limo, champagne, 20 (mostly blonde white) chicks dancing around him, shiny suit, massive amounts of jewelry, and a bass beat playing.

Lay that foundation and you can sell virtually -ANYTHING- as far as current advertisers are concerned.

Now, for the other african americans, you can have the intellectual "uncle tom" sitting with his laptop spouting off about the intricacies of internet security and how the silly white man just can't "get it".

[Phlegm]

Ya have to look at it from the homies perspective.

To penetrate the african american market all you need is a one puff daddy lookin dude with the obligatory limo, champagne, 20 (mostly blonde white) chicks dancing around him, shiny suit, massive amounts of jewelry, and a bass beat playing.

Lay that foundation and you can sell virtually -ANYTHING- as far as current advertisers are concerned.

Now, for the other african americans, you can have the intellectual "uncle tom" sitting with his laptop spouting off about the intricacies of internet security and how the silly white man just can't "get it".

Where does fat black spokewoman fit into this?

[Ouchyfish]

I honestly think she is geared for advertising to the women not the homies. Kind of a Oprah/Montel combo.

[Mop]

vote or die bitches~

[labbats]

Now she's putting in a cameo on Emeril. Insane.

[Tossica]

Turn off TV

[Phlegm]

Now she's putting in a cameo on Emeril. Insane.

That's because her new movie is coming out and she plays a fat chef in it.

[brinstar]

dude i'd bone queen latifah

[Ouchyfish]

If you did it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

[Rotj]

lols ouchyfish

[labbats]

If you did it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

yowza

[Harrison]

Tic tac in a whale's mouth

[labbats]

Tic tac in a whale's mouf

psssshhhhhhhhh

[Adivina]

Damnit Harry ya beat me to it. That is my favorite saying ROFL, great memories.

[brinstar]

parking a shriner car in a blimp hangar is a good one too

but i'd still hit it

[Captain Insano]

I'm scared to leave teh house... I didn't vote and puffy is probably behind my shrubbery with a butcher's knife.