Found a Easy girl for you ralf..

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:50 pm

lol lyion you're such an ass, /smack

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:50 pm

Man this thread is just fucking off the chain ; )

The really cool thing is that most, NOT ALL, but most women have very little to offer anymore. They aren't any fun to talk to because they are bitchy and/or boring, can't cook, clean, are lazy, sometimes out of shape etc. Which really only leaves them with one use and thats pounding. Most of them know this and use that as the only angle to attract a man.

Therefore if a girl doesn't satisfy ALL THE DAMN time I would just get others. Now, you must not make the n00b mistake of leaving the old chick first. You always get a new piece that you find more satisfying before you leave the old one totally behind, lest you become one of those little twatty bitch-boys who begs for sex at the bars and goes home to his hand. On a closing note don't let marriage get in the way either. If your wife has gotten fat or unsatisfying in bed there are always going to be sorority chicks who will pretty much do anything for 10 dollars in cheap liquor. And just remind her that you are going over to the other girls house and you expect her to be at the gym until you get back.

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:57 pm

believe it or not Ralf, I tend to agree with you - I've always had very few women friends as the majority I've met have nothing better do but to bitch, moan, talk about each other, and expect things to get handed to them. Same is true with men, though - the male population isn't exactly booming with winners, either.

However, there are still some phenomenol women in the world (and men.) They're just scarce - god bless america, land of the stupid.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:02 pm

captain_insano wrote:Man this thread is just fucking off the chain ; )

The really cool thing is that most, NOT ALL, but most women have very little to offer anymore. They aren't any fun to talk to because they are bitchy and/or boring, can't cook, clean, are lazy, sometimes out of shape etc. Which really only leaves them with one use and thats pounding. Most of them know this and use that as the only angle to attract a man.

Therefore if a girl doesn't satisfy ALL THE DAMN time I would just get others. Now, you must not make the n00b mistake of leaving the old chick first. You always get a new piece that you find more satisfying before you leave the old one totally behind, lest you become one of those little twatty bitch-boys who begs for sex at the bars and goes home to his hand. On a closing note don't let marriage get in the way either. If your wife has gotten fat or unsatisfying in bed there are always going to be sorority chicks who will pretty much do anything for 10 dollars in cheap liquor. And just remind her that you are going over to the other girls house and you expect her to be at the gym until you get back.

Is this post too big to quote? I agree with every single point of this.

So many people disagree but I see it like this. Ok, wife pops a kid out and gets bigger. It happens. If she respected her man, she'd get back in shape. When a woman lets herself go, I see it as a lack of respect for her man who liked her back when she was thin and in shape. People argue "blah blah true love this, skin deep that". True love is fat chicks putting the twinkies and fried chicken down and getting on a treadmill for their boyfriends.

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:10 pm

k but.. what about men that let themselves go? I agree with you completely on the point that a conscious effort should be made to still look appealing to your counterpart.. but there are more than enough men who have the same issue, but they can't use that 40 pounds from pregnancy as an excuse.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:20 pm

That's why we invented alcohol.

Goose_Man · Post by **Goose_Man** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:28 pm

I’m all about being in shape and if the woman I’m with decides that she doesn’t want to be in shape she will get the foot in the ass on the way out the door.

I'm quite the catch. I make great money, have lots of free time, I’m in shape, and umm I like to have lots of fun with my said money.

The least I can ask my woman is to keep her body sexy. I DO NOT tolerate any lip or bull shit from women and I let them know that right away.

Call me shallow if you want but it’s what works for me.

As a matter of fact my woman is at the gym right now, she knows whats up!

araby · Post by **araby** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:17 pm

Back on topic-

After dr visits and research, I get UTI's like a mof, basically because I have sex a lot. but, I found...that if I have sex, it makes the pain go away. isn't that a bitch :rofl:

Eziekial · Post by **Eziekial** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:49 pm

cranberry pills :wink:

araby · Post by **araby** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:50 pm

I"ve popped four today already!!

Eziekial · Post by **Eziekial** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:42 am

The other thing is washing up right after which is kinda not so romantic but it helps.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:52 am

.....Sex makes your UTI's feel better?

The last thing I want to do when my pee hole feels like a trail of evil burning fire, is to shove something into another orfice only milimeters away from said pain.

Fuck that, I have my cranberry juice and just take a break from fucking for a day. Sex with UTI is ungodly and not in a good way either.

UTI is designated boyfriend gets copious amounts of blowjobs time so he does not feel neglected....

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:17 pm

Ashly wrote:Back on topic-

After dr visits and research, I get UTI's like a mof, basically because I have sex a lot. but, I found...that if I have sex, it makes the pain go away. isn't that a bitch

stop wiping back to front dirty girl.

Vincenti · Post by **Vincenti** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:06 pm

UTI is designated boyfriend gets copious amounts of blowjobs time so he does not feel neglected....

Can UTI (WTF is UTI btw?) be induced in order to increase the blowjob to jackoff raito?

Post by **Martrae** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:43 pm

Urinary Tract Infection

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:28 am

Vincenti wrote:
UTI is designated boyfriend gets copious amounts of blowjobs time so he does not feel neglected....
Can UTI (WTF is UTI btw?) be induced in order to increase the blowjob to jackoff raito?

Oh absolutely!

after you get her going a bit slam it in her ass and then right back in her pussy and when she goes to object you put it in her mouth.

Post by **Tossica** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:36 am

laffo

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:08 am

captain_insano wrote:
Vincenti wrote:
UTI is designated boyfriend gets copious amounts of blowjobs time so he does not feel neglected....
Can UTI (WTF is UTI btw?) be induced in order to increase the blowjob to jackoff raito?

Oh absolutely!

after you get her going a bit slam it in her ass and then right back in her pussy and when she goes to object you put it in her mouth.

I almost spit out my drink

Post by **Mop** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:24 am

captain_insano wrote:
Vincenti wrote:
UTI is designated boyfriend gets copious amounts of blowjobs time so he does not feel neglected....
Can UTI (WTF is UTI btw?) be induced in order to increase the blowjob to jackoff raito?

Oh absolutely!

after you get her going a bit slam it in her ass and then right back in her pussy and when she goes to object you put it in her mouth.

omg rofles

Post by **DangerPaul** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:41 am

Goose_Man wrote:Im in a realationship and my woman puts out on command.

She even makes me food after we are done. Its all in your technique.

If your technique was correct, she wouldn't be able to move after. :wink:

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:38 pm

after having sex with japan-girl recently I told her to go get me a beer and she complained so I made her leave and go home. She was appauled. Ever since she has been on very good behavior.

With anyone you have to set down guidelines and expectations and then give them a choice. If a girl doesn't like the role you have placed her in, nothing should stop her from leaving. Guys make this critical mistake of not demanding certain behavior from their womens.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:39 pm

and if that doesn't work make the bitch cry NO LESS than twice a month for no reason whatsoever. She'll be such an emotional wreck she won't be able to put up a fight.

Hylissa · Post by **Hylissa** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:40 pm

Just ... wow :eyecrazy:

araby · Post by **araby** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:21 pm

nah it's cool he's our animal

Drem · Post by **Drem** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:26 pm

i'm pretty sure he's completely joking or at least i really hope so