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i like the magazine idea
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Erodalak wrote:It didn't phase me because I had 9 or 10 beers in me that day and a few shots.

If he hasn't yet noticed that you are stronger, larger and more muscular than he is, not to mention your probably have more beard stubble and back and chest hair, then just go ahead and whip out your huge cock and slap him with it. That should stop him from texting you.


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Erodalak wrote:It didn't phase me because I had 9 or 10 beers in me that day and a few shots.

If he hasn't yet noticed that you are stronger, larger and more muscular than he is, not to mention your probably have more beard stubble and back and chest hair, then just go ahead and whip out your huge cock and slap him with it. That should stop him from texting you.


nice attempt at a cover


oh shit, you hooked up with Erodalak, Kizzy?
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We met at the Chicago Fan faire, we never hooked up. We just like giving each other shit.
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fan faires.... :rofl:

every time I saw a picture from them I instantly thought "Star Trek convention!"
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The Kizzy wrote:Turns out we have the same size feet and he wants me to break them in for him.

I genuinely hope you pulled this from a cancelled sitcom.
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Send him a txt back saying you want to wear the shoes one more day, then when you get them back take a shit in both shoes.
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I have big feet, Jimmy, if I didint I would fall over.
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big feet=big snatch

scientific fact--shit ya not
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I have pushed a baby out of there. Im 6'3" need the big feet for balance
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lol not counting during childbirth-during that just about any woman could have sex with a buick!

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The Kizzy wrote:
Erodalak wrote:It didn't phase me because I had 9 or 10 beers in me that day and a few shots.

If he hasn't yet noticed that you are stronger, larger and more muscular than he is, not to mention your probably have more beard stubble and back and chest hair, then just go ahead and whip out your huge cock and slap him with it. That should stop him from texting you.


nice attempt at a cover


oh shit, you hooked up with Erodalak, Kizzy?


No I didn't crawl inside her.
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I told him no because he wasnt white
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