Cops are dumb

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Postby dammuzis » Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:02 pm

i like the magazine idea
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:29 pm

Erodalak wrote:It didn't phase me because I had 9 or 10 beers in me that day and a few shots.

If he hasn't yet noticed that you are stronger, larger and more muscular than he is, not to mention your probably have more beard stubble and back and chest hair, then just go ahead and whip out your huge cock and slap him with it. That should stop him from texting you.


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Postby Jesus » Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:32 pm

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Erodalak wrote:It didn't phase me because I had 9 or 10 beers in me that day and a few shots.

If he hasn't yet noticed that you are stronger, larger and more muscular than he is, not to mention your probably have more beard stubble and back and chest hair, then just go ahead and whip out your huge cock and slap him with it. That should stop him from texting you.


nice attempt at a cover


oh shit, you hooked up with Erodalak, Kizzy?
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:55 pm

We met at the Chicago Fan faire, we never hooked up. We just like giving each other shit.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:57 pm

fan faires.... :rofl:

every time I saw a picture from them I instantly thought "Star Trek convention!"
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Postby Jimmy Durante » Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:22 pm

The Kizzy wrote:Turns out we have the same size feet and he wants me to break them in for him.

I genuinely hope you pulled this from a cancelled sitcom.
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Postby Eldred » Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:26 pm

Send him a txt back saying you want to wear the shoes one more day, then when you get them back take a shit in both shoes.
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:04 pm

I have big feet, Jimmy, if I didint I would fall over.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:19 pm

big feet=big snatch

scientific fact--shit ya not
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:25 pm

I have pushed a baby out of there. Im 6'3" need the big feet for balance
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Postby Ouchyfish » Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:26 pm

lol not counting during childbirth-during that just about any woman could have sex with a buick!

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Postby Jay » Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:34 pm

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The Kizzy wrote:
Erodalak wrote:It didn't phase me because I had 9 or 10 beers in me that day and a few shots.

If he hasn't yet noticed that you are stronger, larger and more muscular than he is, not to mention your probably have more beard stubble and back and chest hair, then just go ahead and whip out your huge cock and slap him with it. That should stop him from texting you.


nice attempt at a cover


oh shit, you hooked up with Erodalak, Kizzy?


No I didn't crawl inside her.
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:32 pm

I told him no because he wasnt white
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