brilliant idea

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:29 pm

Have all journalists/military/etc injected with some kind of GPS beacon. Does such a thing exist yet? Kind of like a grain of rice sized LoJack. If it does, we could end this hostage bullshit real quick.

Post by **Martrae** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:30 pm

Don't give the government more ideas on how to intrude on our lives.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:33 pm

Well it would be as voluntary as the shots they give and dna samples they take from our soldiers. Me personally, I would like a Special Forces team to be able to locate me if I was held by some fuckin masked ragheads.

Government hasn't demanded all of our DNA samples yet have they? Also, be sure to "innoculate" all of them released prisoners too.

Yamori · Post by **Yamori** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:31 pm

Thats actually a good idea if it's voluntary.

If I were in Iraq (not that I would be @@) and a person at risk for being taken hostage, I'd do it.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:01 pm

And of course the enemies will know that you have it so they will be carving holes in your body trying to locate it.

dammuzis · Post by **dammuzis** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:08 pm

this already exists

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:12 pm

Somehow I thought this post was gonna involve blown up dictionary definitions and picture frames. Wonder what coulda gave me that idea?

Minrott · Post by **Minrott** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:03 pm

You're assuming that you're important enough for a spec ops team to spend the time and risk the manpower saving you. They know where you are. They probably just have better things to do.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:45 pm

Minrott wrote:You're assuming that you're important enough for a spec ops team to spend the time and risk the manpower saving you. They know where you are. They probably just have better things to do.

Yes because special ops teams aren't interested in hostage taking HQs are they? Think about the latest hostage or any other journalist especially. They would love for nothing more than to be able to smash these one by one and then have some of these released fuckers lead us right into other headquarters. PR bonanza. Remember that scene in Dick Tracy? lol

By the way, the trick doesn't work if they find out we have and are incorporating that technology unless you can make the devices like some of that futuristic nanotechnology and make it the size of a cell etc.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:54 pm

Erodalak wrote:Somehow I thought this post was gonna involve blown up dictionary definitions and picture frames. Wonder what coulda gave me that idea?

hahaha

well upon presentation to the Department of Defense I had planned to codename the project "Perfection".

:rofl:

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:43 pm

Ouchyfish wrote:Well it would be as voluntary as the shots they give and dna samples they take from our soldiers. Me personally, I would like a Special Forces team to be able to locate me if I was held by some fuckin masked ragheads.

Government hasn't demanded all of our DNA samples yet have they? Also, be sure to "innoculate" all of them released prisoners too.

I gave that alquada terrorist loving presidential candidate, John Kerry, a huge sample of my DNA all over his mouth and face.

It was part of my campaign "Blow a Load Against Terrorism". Hillary and the clinton daughters also got a phat taste.

Post by **Tossica** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:44 pm

mofish · Post by **mofish** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:35 am

captain_insano wrote:I gave that alquada terrorist loving presidential candidate, John Kerry, a huge sample of my DNA all over his mouth and face.

So youre gay then?

Post by **DangerPaul** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:45 am

why would that be gay? a blowjob is a blowjob

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:04 am

No, a blowjob from a man is gay, period.

Jennay · Post by **Jennay** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:04 pm

What if he's wearing mascara?

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:10 pm

Close your eyes, it's all the same.

Post by **DangerPaul** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:10 pm

Darcler wrote:Close your eyes, it's all the same.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:22 pm

No, a blowjob from a man is gay, period.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:25 pm

Not if you dont see who's giving it to you.

Vincenti · Post by **Vincenti** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:16 am

Harrison wrote:No, a blowjob from a man is gay, period.

How would you know? :rofl:

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:30 am

How else do you fucking think I would know?

Man + Man = Gay

You don't need to experience it to know that.

Post by **Mop** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:43 pm

I would just flip it over, if its got a shaved back were good.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:12 pm

mofish wrote:
captain_insano wrote:I gave that alquada terrorist loving presidential candidate, John Kerry, a huge sample of my DNA all over his mouth and face.

So youre gay then?

who said he blew me?

I had his daughters passing my dong back and forth... I just saved the finale for his face.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:02 pm

Mop makes me laugh with almost every post. I <3 he lol.

It's only gay if you allow it to be. Close you eyes and go with the flow, brother.