Beware Felix

Post by **Lyion** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:33 am

bwahaha

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:54 am

what a bunch of pussies. it's a cat, not a 150 pound pitbul... one solid kick and kitty kitty go night night.

dammuzis · Post by **dammuzis** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:57 am

.22 pistol and poof no more cat

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:58 am

wtf, I live there. Rofl.

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:44 am

stupid fucking people.

Post by **Lyion** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:27 am

"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."

The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:27 pm

dammuzis wrote:.22 pistol and poof no more cat

you don't even need that. if you're a grown man or woman and you get your ass kicked by a CAT (not talking lions here assmunches) you win the biggest pussy of the year.... make that decade award.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:32 pm

NINJAHKAT! Man the news in this country rocks. Anyone got pictures?

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:36 pm

The funniest thing about that story is, the people he is attacking are some of the wealthiest people in the country.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:11 pm

hmmm so can we draw the conclusion that rich people are pussies?

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:20 pm

Can we draw the conclusion that myspace child molesters are ex military rednecks?

mappatazee · Post by **mappatazee** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:27 pm

Is this why it made it in the news? Because they are a bunch of old rich fuckers with nothing else to talk about?

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:14 pm

mappatazee wrote:Is this why it made it in the news? Because they are a bunch of old rich fuckers with nothing else to talk about?

This made the news because the cat is a six-toed whirlwind of death.

Agrajag · Post by **Agrajag** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:03 pm

My cat is far superior to that pansy 6 toed cat. Mine has 8 toes on each of it's front paws. Picture is in my photo galary.

She's on top of my monitor while I play WoW. My GF bought me a flatscreen monitor, but I didn't have the heart to get rid of that one.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:48 am

Beautiful kitties Ara, my cat Cindy was triple pawed as well 8 toes for the win~