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Beware Felix

Postby Lyion » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:33 am

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step.
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Postby Diekan » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:54 am

what a bunch of pussies. it's a cat, not a 150 pound pitbul... one solid kick and kitty kitty go night night.
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Postby dammuzis » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:57 am

.22 pistol and poof no more cat
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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:58 am

wtf, I live there. Rofl.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:44 am

stupid fucking people.
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Postby Lyion » Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:27 am

"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."

The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.


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Postby Diekan » Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:27 pm

dammuzis wrote:.22 pistol and poof no more cat


you don't even need that. if you're a grown man or woman and you get your ass kicked by a CAT (not talking lions here assmunches) you win the biggest pussy of the year.... make that decade award.
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Postby Captain Insano » Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:32 pm

NINJAHKAT! Man the news in this country rocks. Anyone got pictures?
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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:36 pm

The funniest thing about that story is, the people he is attacking are some of the wealthiest people in the country.
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Postby Diekan » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:11 pm

hmmm so can we draw the conclusion that rich people are pussies?
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Postby Jay » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:20 pm

Can we draw the conclusion that myspace child molesters are ex military rednecks?
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Postby mappatazee » Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:27 pm

Is this why it made it in the news? Because they are a bunch of old rich fuckers with nothing else to talk about?
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Postby Phlegm » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:14 pm

mappatazee wrote:Is this why it made it in the news? Because they are a bunch of old rich fuckers with nothing else to talk about?


This made the news because the cat is a six-toed whirlwind of death.
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Postby Agrajag » Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:03 pm

My cat is far superior to that pansy 6 toed cat. Mine has 8 toes on each of it's front paws. Picture is in my photo galary.

She's on top of my monitor while I play WoW. My GF bought me a flatscreen monitor, but I didn't have the heart to get rid of that one.
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Postby Adivina » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:48 am

Beautiful kitties Ara, my cat Cindy was triple pawed as well 8 toes for the win~
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