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by Martrae » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:38 pm
The rug would be ruined, though. There's a shit-ton of fluid during a birth.
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by Sorina S » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:31 pm
oh fuckin shit, Im laughin into breathless...the rug would be ruined...oh for fuckin Christ's sakes...I been exactly there, a child was born, who gives a fuck about the rug? Jeezuz you guys are so detached from the natural world.
Martrae, you right, theres a shitload of fluid and then the baby comes. ahahahah, it's fuckin trip. But it's a natural thing. haw this thread just freaked me out. Childbirth is something you should all do. It's the best.
Martrae, you right, theres a shitload of fluid and then the baby comes. ahahahah, it's fuckin trip. But it's a natural thing. haw this thread just freaked me out. Childbirth is something you should all do. It's the best.
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by Martrae » Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:43 am
You really are clueless, aren't you?
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by Gargamellow » Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:36 pm
common for who? you?
I have never heard of giving birth doggy style. She just wanted to look hot. She is a whore.
P.S. She isn't doggy style..SHE IS FROGGY STYLE!
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I have never heard of giving birth doggy style. She just wanted to look hot. She is a whore.
P.S. She isn't doggy style..SHE IS FROGGY STYLE!
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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by Adivina » Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:38 pm
Are you fucking stupid Sorina? Honestly, are you really really possibly this stupid?
No shit the rug is a small price to pay for the wonder of having a baby, the point is its a fucking dumb dumb statue. "Oh yay I am horribly rich so allow me to birth happily on a bearskin rug" Fuck no, when I have a baby if I am not in a hospital/birthing room I will make damn sure to COVER MY STUFF UP. No one needs to willingly splash baby fluids all fucking over.
No shit the rug is a small price to pay for the wonder of having a baby, the point is its a fucking dumb dumb statue. "Oh yay I am horribly rich so allow me to birth happily on a bearskin rug" Fuck no, when I have a baby if I am not in a hospital/birthing room I will make damn sure to COVER MY STUFF UP. No one needs to willingly splash baby fluids all fucking over.
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by Martrae » Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:33 pm
Actualy, Adi, when you have a baby, everyone and their brother has a hand in it....and I literally mean a hand in it. 
You don't worry too much about covering your stuff up after a while.
You don't worry too much about covering your stuff up after a while.
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by Donnel » Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:22 pm
She didn't pose for the statue...
The rug is part of the art, obviously you wouldn't do it like that.
It is common Garg, just because you havn't heard of it.
The rug is part of the art, obviously you wouldn't do it like that.
It is common Garg, just because you havn't heard of it.
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by Martrae » Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:40 pm
Yeah, it's pretty common in home births.
I was making a funny about the rug......she's got enough money she wouldn't care about messing it up.....I doubt this is based upon what really happened, however. She is self-absorbed enough to think something like that would be 'beautiful' and 'natural', though. All I can think about is icky bear fur near a newborn.....gross.
I was making a funny about the rug......she's got enough money she wouldn't care about messing it up.....I doubt this is based upon what really happened, however. She is self-absorbed enough to think something like that would be 'beautiful' and 'natural', though. All I can think about is icky bear fur near a newborn.....gross.
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by Darcler » Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:10 am
No. She had a planned c-section.
She also had a planned birth. Not a oh-shit-I-am-pregnant-what-the-hell-am-I-going-to-do-now birth. Not really a poster child for pro-life, I'd say.
I also want to add, that a pro-life sculpture portrays a dead animal rug.
She also had a planned birth. Not a oh-shit-I-am-pregnant-what-the-hell-am-I-going-to-do-now birth. Not really a poster child for pro-life, I'd say.
I also want to add, that a pro-life sculpture portrays a dead animal rug.
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by Vincenti » Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:17 am
I also want to add, that a pro-life sculpture portrays a dead animal rug.
The object of life is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body, but rather to come screaching in to the grave sidelong in a beatup wreck of a body, loudly proclaiming "WOW What a ride!"
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by Captain Insano » Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:34 pm
Sorina S wrote:oh fuckin shit, Im laughin into breathless...the rug would be ruined...oh for fuckin Christ's sakes...I been exactly there, a child was born, who gives a fuck about the rug? Jeezuz you guys are so detached from the natural world.
Martrae, you right, theres a shitload of fluid and then the baby comes. ahahahah, it's fuckin trip. But it's a natural thing. haw this thread just freaked me out. Childbirth is something you should all do. It's the best.
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by Darcler » Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:43 pm
No, nothing wrong with a planned birth at all. It's just, maybe women who do plan births dont normally have the decision to abort or not. So why show this subject as a pro-life model?
This HAS to be some kind of joke and they just havent revealed the punchline yet...
This HAS to be some kind of joke and they just havent revealed the punchline yet...
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by Donnel » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:24 am
Darcler wrote:I also want to add, that a pro-life sculpture portrays a dead animal rug.
What in the world does one have to do with the other.
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by kaharthemad » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:57 am
still looks like she is bent over waiting for someone to bang her.
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by Jimmy Durante » Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:02 am
kaharthemad wrote:still looks like she is bent over waiting for someone to bang her.
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