Need advice for a friend (bloggish)
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Captain Insano
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Post pics of this girl... If she's hot she can sleep in my closet, unless I need her for sex.
I'll even get her a bus pass.
I'll even get her a bus pass.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
Envelope stuffing is a scam. Unless, you are really talking about porn. 
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
I would say she probably would have a hard time moving with no money. It's not like you just walk into the big city and they offer you an apartment, a job, and a car.
I noticed you mentioned stripping... so like someone else suggested, tell her to get a webcam. No need for a car for that. She just better hide it well from the parents. :D
Better yet - have her "perform" at your house. Then you get a free strip show, AND you get to come off as the friendly and helpful guy.
I'm sure this will lead to nookie.
OMG I AM BRILLIANT.
I noticed you mentioned stripping... so like someone else suggested, tell her to get a webcam. No need for a car for that. She just better hide it well from the parents. :D
Better yet - have her "perform" at your house. Then you get a free strip show, AND you get to come off as the friendly and helpful guy.
I'm sure this will lead to nookie.
OMG I AM BRILLIANT.
She must have an aversion to working on a farm then?
Tell her to put her hair up her pretty little head and start milking cows for the nieghbor. My whole life I've lived in small farm towns and had no trouble finding a farmer who needed a hand. Even in college I drove 30 miles out of town to work on a farm rather than doing some bullshit fast food/busboy crap.
Tell her to put her hair up her pretty little head and start milking cows for the nieghbor. My whole life I've lived in small farm towns and had no trouble finding a farmer who needed a hand. Even in college I drove 30 miles out of town to work on a farm rather than doing some bullshit fast food/busboy crap.
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