I have teh Stigmata

aDam · Post by **aDam** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:02 pm

And here's the proof:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrdhdHSLETo

You should all start giving me some respect 'cause if I'm the next Jesus you'll all be lining up to give me head in a week or two.

Griever · Post by **Griever** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:18 pm

Im going to stab you in the kidneys with a fucking spear

aDam · Post by **aDam** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:37 pm

If you do then I'll see you in 3 days!

Griever · Post by **Griever** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:44 pm

oh shit now I cant eat meat on fridays

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:03 am

the crease in your forehead means your getting old.
The spot on your hand is probably the start of a itchy rash from dry skin, it actually can be contagious.
Check your dick. Is it red? If so, stop whacking off, get your hand treated. And get a girlfriend. After you dip your dick in Calamine Lotion.

aDam · Post by **aDam** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:01 am

It's red like scratch! Like a scratch from a crown of thorns!

araby · Post by **araby** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:39 am

I'm addicted to youtube, it's pretty ridiculous.

Yamori · Post by **Yamori** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:23 pm

Chopperface69! :D

<3

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:23 pm

lol is this the reincarnation of Vinzko the almighty?

Tae-Bo · Post by **Tae-Bo** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:14 pm

NICE HALF ASSED GOATEE

aDam · Post by **aDam** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:43 pm

D. Duck wrote:NICE HALF ASSED GOATEE

I was sick that day so didn't go to work so that's not shaving for a day. If that's a half assed goatee then yeah you're a bitch with an asian's ability to grow facial hair.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:32 am

aDam wrote:
D. Duck wrote:NICE HALF ASSED GOATEE
I was sick that day so didn't go to work so that's not shaving for a day. If that's a half assed goatee then yeah you're a bitch with an asian's ability to grow facial hair.

Didn't realize the measure of whether a man is a bitch or not was based on facial hair. I don't have to shave cept every other day so I guess I'm a bitch. I always thought it was one of the perks of being asian.

Some advice for you aDam. If you're gonna post retarded videos to show other people on the internet:

1) Shave your retarded half goatee

2) Get some Crest Whitening Strips

3) Try not sounding like a gay band nerd

Tae-Bo · Post by **Tae-Bo** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:15 am

BRO I GROW A FULL BEARD IN 10 MINUTES

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:13 am

my chode has a mohawk.

mofish · Post by **mofish** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:19 am

cho-hawk

lareau · Post by **lareau** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:21 am

dude, you should have remade the identity of choperface69. aDam is so lame.

aDam · Post by **aDam** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:48 am

Jay wrote:
aDam wrote:
D. Duck wrote:NICE HALF ASSED GOATEE
I was sick that day so didn't go to work so that's not shaving for a day. If that's a half assed goatee then yeah you're a bitch with an asian's ability to grow facial hair.

Didn't realize the measure of whether a man is a bitch or not was based on facial hair.

I'm not insinuating it is by any stretch but when pussy little bitch ass receiving queef tards tell me my "half assed goatee" is lame when it's essentially a lazy man's 5 o'clock shadown I think it's an indicator that his barometer of facial hair is somewhere between powder and a 9 year old malnutritioned girl.

dude, you should have remade the identity of choperface69. aDam is so lame.

You're not using your Trannie name anymore either Prowl!

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:09 am

Sounds like someone is upset.

Well, at least it's not from razorburn.

P.S. Does your boyfriend like your pinky ring?

aDam · Post by **aDam** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:25 pm

It takes more than that to get me upset ass tard.

And my iron ring is not decorative.

http://www.ironring.ca/

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:08 pm

is it a ring of power?

aDam · Post by **aDam** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:28 pm

Oh yeah... totally!

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:07 pm

queef-tard? lol

aDam · Post by **aDam** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:39 pm

Just because I made it up doens't mean it isn't a valid term. :p A queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas, m-kay?

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:44 pm

BAHAHAHHA

omg this is hilarious shit

on the internet even..bet he gets followers

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:59 pm

aDam wrote:Just because I made it up doens't mean it isn't a valid term. :p A queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas, m-kay?

Yes, Adam, I knew what a "queef" was. I was laughing at the term "queef-tard" which is quite new. gj