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Postby aDam » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:02 pm

And here's the proof:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrdhdHSLETo

You should all start giving me some respect 'cause if I'm the next Jesus you'll all be lining up to give me head in a week or two.
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Postby Griever » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:18 pm

Im going to stab you in the kidneys with a fucking spear
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Postby aDam » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:37 pm

If you do then I'll see you in 3 days!
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Postby Griever » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:44 pm

oh shit now I cant eat meat on fridays
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Postby kaharthemad » Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:03 am

the crease in your forehead means your getting old.
The spot on your hand is probably the start of a itchy rash from dry skin, it actually can be contagious.
Check your dick. Is it red? If so, stop whacking off, get your hand treated. And get a girlfriend. After you dip your dick in Calamine Lotion.
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Postby aDam » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:01 am

It's red like scratch! Like a scratch from a crown of thorns!
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Postby araby » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:39 am

I'm addicted to youtube, it's pretty ridiculous.
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Postby Yamori » Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:23 pm

Chopperface69! :D

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Postby Captain Insano » Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:23 pm

lol is this the reincarnation of Vinzko the almighty?
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Postby Tae-Bo » Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:14 pm

NICE HALF ASSED GOATEE
Chances are very good that you've never touched Linux a day in your pathetic life.
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Postby aDam » Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:43 pm

D. Duck wrote:NICE HALF ASSED GOATEE
I was sick that day so didn't go to work so that's not shaving for a day. If that's a half assed goatee then yeah you're a bitch with an asian's ability to grow facial hair.
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Postby Jay » Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:32 am

aDam wrote:
D. Duck wrote:NICE HALF ASSED GOATEE
I was sick that day so didn't go to work so that's not shaving for a day. If that's a half assed goatee then yeah you're a bitch with an asian's ability to grow facial hair.


Didn't realize the measure of whether a man is a bitch or not was based on facial hair. I don't have to shave cept every other day so I guess I'm a bitch. I always thought it was one of the perks of being asian.

Some advice for you aDam. If you're gonna post retarded videos to show other people on the internet:

1) Shave your retarded half goatee

2) Get some Crest Whitening Strips

3) Try not sounding like a gay band nerd
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Postby Tae-Bo » Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:15 am

BRO I GROW A FULL BEARD IN 10 MINUTES
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Postby Captain Insano » Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:13 am

my chode has a mohawk.
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Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.

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Postby mofish » Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:19 am

cho-hawk
You were right Tikker. We suck.
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Postby lareau » Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:21 am

dude, you should have remade the identity of choperface69. aDam is so lame.
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Postby aDam » Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:48 am

Jay wrote:
aDam wrote:
D. Duck wrote:NICE HALF ASSED GOATEE
I was sick that day so didn't go to work so that's not shaving for a day. If that's a half assed goatee then yeah you're a bitch with an asian's ability to grow facial hair.


Didn't realize the measure of whether a man is a bitch or not was based on facial hair.
I'm not insinuating it is by any stretch but when pussy little bitch ass receiving queef tards tell me my "half assed goatee" is lame when it's essentially a lazy man's 5 o'clock shadown I think it's an indicator that his barometer of facial hair is somewhere between powder and a 9 year old malnutritioned girl.

dude, you should have remade the identity of choperface69. aDam is so lame.
You're not using your Trannie name anymore either Prowl!
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Postby labbats » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:09 am

Sounds like someone is upset.

Well, at least it's not from razorburn.

P.S. Does your boyfriend like your pinky ring?
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Postby aDam » Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:25 pm

It takes more than that to get me upset ass tard.

And my iron ring is not decorative.

http://www.ironring.ca/
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Postby Captain Insano » Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:08 pm

is it a ring of power?
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Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.

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Postby aDam » Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:28 pm

Oh yeah... totally!
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Postby Narrock » Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:07 pm

queef-tard? lol
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Postby aDam » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:39 pm

Just because I made it up doens't mean it isn't a valid term. :p A queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas, m-kay?
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Postby Gargamellow » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:44 pm

BAHAHAHHA


omg this is hilarious shit

on the internet even..bet he gets followers
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Postby Narrock » Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:59 pm

aDam wrote:Just because I made it up doens't mean it isn't a valid term. :p A queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas, m-kay?


Yes, Adam, I knew what a "queef" was. I was laughing at the term "queef-tard" which is quite new. gj
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