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Postby Phlegm » Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:56 am

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kaharthemad wrote:still looks like she is bent over waiting for someone to bang her.


"Having sex with your pregnant wife is like putting gas into a car you've already wrecked."


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Postby Markarado » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:56 am

I don't know if this is true, but doesn't having sex with a pregnant woman help get the baby out faster near the due date?
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Postby Martrae » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:24 am

No, semen does act as a jump start for labor though.
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Postby araby » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:07 pm

if a woman has an orgasm toward the end of her term, the contractions can inititate labor.
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Postby Markarado » Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:06 pm

That's what I meant... I think.. All I know about pregnancies is from movies. I really can't be bothered to find out more until I'm married and have a baby on the way.
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Postby kaharthemad » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:58 am

trust me...start researching now. you could not learn enough in the 9 months prior to the actual download.

I think it was Jeff Foxworthy that said "I have seen child birth. It looks like a wet Saint Benard trying to come in thru a cat door."

That is about as close to describing the sight of it as possible. The sight as turned some men gay.
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Postby Adivina » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:29 am

"I have seen child birth. It looks like a wet Saint Benard trying to come in thru a cat door."


That quote makes me rofl every time I hear it.
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Postby Treehorn » Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:06 pm

Without reading what the sculptor's statements, I just assumed it was either a crass, self-promotional piece, or some sort of commentary on the culture of celebrity, luxury and excess.

The actual motivation was rather less interesting. Pro-choice/life.
Pro-yawn more like.
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Postby Darcler » Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:30 pm

Just because I know you were curious as what the back looked like....

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Postby araby » Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:33 pm

god almighty
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Postby leah » Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:34 pm

oh now that is disturbing.
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Postby Reynaldo » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:04 pm

someone should photoshop the Staples "Easy Button" where the head is coming out. That would be good for a chuckle.
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Postby Jimmy Durante » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:11 pm

Reynaldo wrote:someone should photoshop the Staples "Easy Button" where the head is coming out. That would be good for a chuckle.

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Postby Phlegm » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:14 pm

I was going to post the back end in the first post also but thought it was too gross.
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Postby Harrison » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:54 pm

Darcler wrote:Just because I know you were curious as what the back looked like....

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Postby Narrock » Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:52 pm

What's the matter Harrison? Are you jealous because you were born from the hole about 2 inches up from the crowning one? :dunno:
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Postby Phlegm » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:59 pm

Mindia wrote:What's the matter Harrison? Are you jealous because you were born from the hole about 2 inches up from the crowning one? :dunno:


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Postby leah » Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:07 pm

i don't get it
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Postby Gargamellow » Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:12 pm

Well that certainly puts it into perspective.
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Postby kaharthemad » Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:51 am

i could have goine my whole fucking life without seeing that again. Helping deliver my 3 kids was gross enough.
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Postby Adivina » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:20 am

:darkangel:

That's how I feel about the back end of that statue.

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Postby Tae-Bo » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:48 pm

Martrae wrote:Actualy, Adi, when you have a baby, everyone and their brother has a hand in it....and I literally mean a hand in it. ;)

You don't worry too much about covering your stuff up after a while. :)


comeon everyone put your hand in my vagina rofl
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Postby Martrae » Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:36 pm

It's true :(
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Postby Adivina » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:13 am

I'm gonna make a "unless you are my delivering doctor there shall be no hands in my vagina contract" prior to getting preggers.
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Postby Martrae » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:16 am

Hah! Let me know how that works out for you. The doc doesn't even show up until you are pretty much ready to push so you are surrounded by nurses 'checking your progress' until then. If you're really lucky you'll get a student doc or 2 to check up on you as well.

Women in labor are probably a perverts wet dream....they could touch and no one would question. ;)
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