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Phlegm
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by Phlegm » Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:56 am
Jimmy Durante wrote: kaharthemad wrote: still looks like she is bent over waiting for someone to bang her.
"Having sex with your pregnant wife is like putting gas into a car you've already wrecked."
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by Markarado » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:56 am
I don't know if this is true, but doesn't having sex with a pregnant woman help get the baby out faster near the due date?
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by Martrae » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:24 am
No, semen does act as a jump start for labor though.
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by araby » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:07 pm
if a woman has an orgasm toward the end of her term, the contractions can inititate labor.
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by Markarado » Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:06 pm
That's what I meant... I think.. All I know about pregnancies is from movies. I really can't be bothered to find out more until I'm married and have a baby on the way.
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by kaharthemad » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:58 am
trust me...start researching now. you could not learn enough in the 9 months prior to the actual download.
I think it was Jeff Foxworthy that said "I have seen child birth. It looks like a wet Saint Benard trying to come in thru a cat door."
That is about as close to describing the sight of it as possible. The sight as turned some men gay.
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by Adivina » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:29 am
"I have seen child birth. It looks like a wet Saint Benard trying to come in thru a cat door."
That quote makes me rofl every time I hear it.
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by Treehorn » Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:06 pm
Without reading what the sculptor's statements, I just assumed it was either a crass, self-promotional piece, or some sort of commentary on the culture of celebrity, luxury and excess.
The actual motivation was rather less interesting. Pro-choice/life.
Pro-yawn more like.
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by Darcler » Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:30 pm
Just because I know you were curious as what the back looked like....
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by araby » Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:33 pm
god almighty
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by leah » Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:34 pm
oh now that is disturbing.
lolz
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by Reynaldo » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:04 pm
someone should photoshop the Staples "Easy Button" where the head is coming out. That would be good for a chuckle.
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by Jimmy Durante » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:11 pm
Reynaldo wrote: someone should photoshop the Staples "Easy Button" where the head is coming out. That would be good for a chuckle.
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by Phlegm » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:14 pm
I was going to post the back end in the first post also but thought it was too gross.
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by Harrison » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:54 pm
Darcler wrote: Just because I know you were curious as what the back looked like....
How do you like this spoiler, motherfucker? -Lyion
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by Narrock » Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:52 pm
What's the matter Harrison? Are you jealous because you were born from the hole about 2 inches up from the crowning one?
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by Phlegm » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:59 pm
Mindia wrote: What's the matter Harrison? Are you jealous because you were born from the hole about 2 inches up from the crowning one?
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by leah » Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:07 pm
i don't get it
lolz
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by Gargamellow » Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:12 pm
Well that certainly puts it into perspective.
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by kaharthemad » Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:51 am
i could have goine my whole fucking life without seeing that again. Helping deliver my 3 kids was gross enough.
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by Adivina » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:20 am
Donnel wrote: Erodalak wrote: Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina
fixt :P
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by Tae-Bo » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:48 pm
Martrae wrote: Actualy, Adi, when you have a baby, everyone and their brother has a hand in it....and I literally mean a hand in it.
You don't worry too much about covering your stuff up after a while.
comeon everyone put your hand in my vagina rofl
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by Martrae » Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:36 pm
It's true
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
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by Adivina » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:13 am
I'm gonna make a "unless you are my delivering doctor there shall be no hands in my vagina contract" prior to getting preggers.
Donnel wrote: Erodalak wrote: Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina
fixt :P
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by Martrae » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:16 am
Hah! Let me know how that works out for you. The doc doesn't even show up until you are pretty much ready to push so you are surrounded by nurses 'checking your progress' until then. If you're really lucky you'll get a student doc or 2 to check up on you as well.
Women in labor are probably a perverts wet dream....they could touch and no one would question.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.