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I built what I have for $259k here and that includes 1 acre of land and a view that would blow your mind.

Ginz, since you seem so attached to the drunk men, I guess we will have to pass for now.

btw Crielle, check your email, e-ticket confirmation should be there so I can verify that you do swallow
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Leave that nice little girl alone you slut. :rofl:
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and im sure the scenary is a lot prettier too.

But...

Friends
Family
Girlfriend
Girlfriend's family
Work

So I'm not really in a position to move. Nor would I really want to because I really do love it here, it just sucks that's it's so expensive.
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hell I am nothing new to her, we already tainted each other a year ago :eyecrazy:
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I built what I have for $259k here and that includes 1 acre of land and a view that would blow your mind.

Ginz, since you seem so attached to the drunk men, I guess we will have to pass for now.

btw Crielle, check your email, e-ticket confirmation should be there so I can verify that you do swallow


You built a 4,000 square foot house for 295k?

Crazy ~

4000 square foot house in the part of CT where I live is 1.5 million +.
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And if you don't believe me:

Homes in Westport, CT
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Post by DangerPaul »

no, $259 no $295 :)

It also helps I am a homebuilder by profession, the heating and a/c was done at cost which saved around $15k. The house was appraised last week at $320k, too bad the market is soft here atm it would have hit $340-$350 range

Crielle saw it in process, framing was done. nothing overly special, the next house which is almost 5500 sq ft will be around $489k

enough of house talk, more female orgasm, anal and swallowing talk please
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You should build houses up here, imagine the $$ you could make.
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My mother in law is selling her house in CT. Its nothing special, not very wide, tri-story, good area. Gid says that it will probably sell for $300.

$300 here in Dallas can get me a freakishly nice house on the private area with the golf course and water park. Maybe an acre or 1.5.


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I orgasm quite a few times during sex. Not big Os, once I have the big one, I'm normally too knocked out to keep going. I think I might average about 4 per "go".

Edit: I forgot to mention our house is a 3 bedroom on a nice size lot. Good neighborhood and right behind the elementary. We got it for $118.
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Post by Spliffs »

I had the most awesome encounter last night. I did this chick, and she got off a couple times, and then I shot it in her mouth, and she swallowed - ok, but the best part was she just sucked my dick for hours after that. I was half asleep, it didn't matter, she loved it. Then she started talking dirty, and licking my balls, so I shot off another one in her mouth, and she swallowed that one too. She was a mad cock slurping freak. I have never met a girl with that much sucking capacity. I thought about going out and buying a ring.

I'll trade her to you for a week in the house Paul, I could watch some serious baseball on that 102 incher.
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I thought about going out and buying a ring.


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350k here might, and I mean *MIGHT* get you a 650 sq foot 1 BR condo, that's basically your standard 1 BR apartment, but you buy it instead. Oh, and you'll still have 3-400 a month in association fees. Oh, and don't expect to get that "condo" in San Francisco itself. SF itself, you get 1100 sq foot loft condos in converted ex-warehouses for 575k, and prices tend to go up from there.

Samples:
http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/rfs/154269622.html
http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/rfs/154263625.html
http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/rfs/154220393.html


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Yeah tell me about it.
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While were on the subject of filthy sluts I took this asian/white mixed freak with nice tits back to goosse's old apartment and once we got done playing with her tits I took her in the room to fuck...Well she wasn't feeling too well and wasn't quite up to the challenge so she just sucked me off and swallowed. Then I fucked her later that morning.

What a whore.
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San Fran is a big city though.

Those prices are probably similar to the same size apartments in Manhattan.

Around here, the closer you get to Manhattan the more expensive the homes are. If you go more north in Connecticut you can find prices that are similar to say...North Carolina. And the people there even like Nascar and wear multi colored, fake leather Dale Earnhardt Jr jackets.
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I love you guys, you never dissapoint. I had high hopes for this thread and it has it all, sex talk, cranky arguments, and of course real estate comparisons!

I really don't understand why girls don't swallow, it only takes a second and it saves having a mess to clean up after. Its not a big deal, its not like he is asking to poop on your face.
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Jay wrote:Something like this..

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Adivina wrote:I love you guys, you never dissapoint. I had high hopes for this thread and it has it all, sex talk, cranky arguments, and of course real estate comparisons!

I really don't understand why girls don't swallow, it only takes a second and it saves having a mess to clean up after. Its not a big deal, its not like he is asking to poop on your face.


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Back off Paul. When Aryylas is gone I'm giving her my 2 inches of pleasure.
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Jay wrote:Back off Paul. When Aryylas is gone I'm giving her my 2 inches of pleasure.


Two inches?! You are blessed...
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You just know some men are going to be adding this baby to their wives nighttime routines. :)
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I love it when you talk dirty =P
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Speaking of dirty....I'm off to get naked in the bathroom.
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Martrae wrote:Speaking of dirty....I'm off to get naked in the bathroom.


And im stuck at ork for another hour...damn.
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Martrae wrote:You just know some men are going to be adding this baby to their wives nighttime routines. :)


I can see it now, men slipping it to their women in a cup of tea or something. The wife wondering why their husband suddenly is a god in bed.
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