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Postby Tossica » Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:00 pm

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Postby Tae-Bo » Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:02 pm

Chances are very good that you've never touched Linux a day in your pathetic life.
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Postby Spliffs » Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:47 pm

Oh my god! That was incredible. You're right, he's got 60 ton testicles. Haha, thanks for that link
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Postby Jazendar » Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:32 pm

Haha. He's my new hero and topic of discussion for the next week.
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Postby Lyion » Mon May 01, 2006 5:51 am

It was consistent with his shtick, but I was disappointed that it came off so poorly, and really wasn't funny. His show is really good, but his routine last night stunk up the place and made him look bad. It seemed forced and not really comic. Especially after the Presidents quite funny routine with his imperrsonator.

If nobody in an audience full of Democratic media types is laughing at jokes making fun of W, then it ain't working.
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Postby Zanchief » Mon May 01, 2006 6:54 am

That's because republicans can't take a joke.
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Postby Tossica » Mon May 01, 2006 7:53 am

That was so raw, I think even I would have had a tough time laughing if I was present. He was smearing shit in the presidents face. I think the audience was sincerely feeling sorry for GW.

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Postby Narrock » Mon May 01, 2006 10:18 am

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Postby Harrison » Mon May 01, 2006 11:07 am

Yeah, I sure do feel bad for the most powerful man in the world.

He has it so rough, people make jokes about him and obsess over his every movement like little children in the schoolyard. (look at half of you 'tards here for example)

*sniff* I smell penis envy.
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Postby Thon » Mon May 01, 2006 11:16 am

there you go talking about penises again :rofl:
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Postby Zanchief » Mon May 01, 2006 11:21 am

Harrison wrote:*sniff* I smell penis envy.


You sure do.
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Postby Yamori » Mon May 01, 2006 12:51 pm

Lol, wow. 60 ton balls for true. XD

lyion wrote:It was consistent with his shtick, but I was disappointed that it came off so poorly, and really wasn't funny. His show is really good, but his routine last night stunk up the place and made him look bad. It seemed forced and not really comic. Especially after the Presidents quite funny routine with his imperrsonator.

If nobody in an audience full of Democratic media types is laughing at jokes making fun of W, then it ain't working.


Imo I don't think being "funny" was his prime motivator there - it was a bit too diverged from his usual 'style' - much more direct and biting than usual. He wasn't lightly poking fun at the president, he was FLAMING him right to his face. I think there was such little response since a lot of people probably considered it in really poor taste, or the sheer audacity of it was a little stunning, or probably more close to the truth: that it was insulting to them [the press] that the only person with any balls among them was a damned comedian.
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Postby Zanchief » Mon May 01, 2006 12:56 pm

Bush isn't used to confronting criticism. He's got a whole staff of people to hide him from people who disagree with him.
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Postby Lyion » Mon May 01, 2006 12:58 pm

Maybe that's it, Yam. Although given he still did and said a lot a la the Colbert Report character it seemed like it was attuned to the way his show was, just not funny.

It's easy to do what you want and be completely rude if you don't have to deal with anyone but your own spoof show. The people in the room are professionals, and can't be overt bridge burners, I think.
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Postby Spliffs » Mon May 01, 2006 3:52 pm

The monologue was hilarious. The video was rather stupid.

Most of his jokes were hits with the crowd. Some of the very personal stuff wasn't so good, but to say it wasn't funny overall .... could only be the opinion(spin) of a republican!
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Postby Captain Insano » Mon May 01, 2006 6:49 pm

being the president would suck ass. You can even go to Thailand for hookers. LAME
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Postby Hound » Mon May 01, 2006 7:21 pm

I thought it was appropriate for a roast. And entertaining.
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Postby araby » Mon May 01, 2006 7:25 pm

I agree..
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Postby mappatazee » Mon May 01, 2006 11:20 pm

Zenchief:

Haha, I just watched Willow and my friend pointed out the bad-ass midget you have pictured there.
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Postby Markarado » Mon May 01, 2006 11:47 pm

I think he went slightly overboard with a few jokes, but overall it was a good.
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Postby xKALECx » Tue May 02, 2006 5:14 am

mappatazee wrote:Zenchief:

Haha, I just watched Willow and my friend pointed out the bad-ass midget you have pictured there.


I thought it was Daryll Hall and John Oates (whichever one is the blackheaded guy)
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Postby Zanchief » Tue May 02, 2006 6:12 am

Anyone want to guess his name in the movie?
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Postby Lueyen » Tue May 02, 2006 6:41 am

Tyler Durden!!!! err wait ;-)
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Postby Lyion » Tue May 02, 2006 7:28 am

lol Luey. Isn't his name Mike?
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