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by **horhay boosh** » Fri May 05, 2006 8:16 am

So after hearing an annoying commercial this morning about this.... I thought I would come up with my own New 4 C's of purchasing a diamond...

The original 4 C's:
1) Cut
2) Clarity
3) Carat Weight
4) Color

The new 4 C's

1) Cash - how much you are willing to spend, or your partner demands you spend
2) Culo - how far you are willing to allow the rod to be shoved up your culo
3) Care - the size does determine how much you care
4) Crack - How will you have to sell on the side to afford the diamond

Please add your own...

by **Vincenti** » Fri May 05, 2006 10:56 am

1.) Cash ---- duh, this is a no brainer
2.) Cock ---- How much do you need to increase the size of the diamond to compensate for the size of your cock
3.) Cunt ---- How much of a cunt she is will tell you how long she will keep it before pawning it for some shoes or some shit
4.) Coochy ---- How likely s it she will give up some of that coochy when you drop 5K on a bauble for her.

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Fri May 05, 2006 12:14 pm

1 cunt says so
2 cus she can
3 cus u let her
4 cus u want the same pussy for the rest of your life

i dunno..i have never been married, but i am a cunt with two diamonds engagement rings

yay engagement!

by **horhay boosh** » Fri May 05, 2006 1:23 pm

dude that is some serious asshole-ness.... why woudln't yo ugive them back

:wtf:

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Fri May 05, 2006 1:24 pm

duh they are mine

besides...one of em goes to my daughter and i am still with virra, so it's mine!

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

bigger diamonds will be accepted tho