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For Laughs : - Define Globalization

Postby Juls » Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:30 pm

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.


Question: How come?


Answer:

An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by Indian,

using Bill Gates 's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....


That, my friend, is Globalization
:lol: :lol:
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:47 am

show us your tits
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.

Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.

Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
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Postby Rotj » Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:26 am

rofl
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Postby Insanityfair » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:35 am

That took what almost an hour and a half for the show us your tits comment? Slacker!
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:11 am

I can't help myself sometimes... Its like I have this second brain that just thinks about weird spontaneous shit all the time and it all comes out here as random thought-post-diarrhea.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.

Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.

Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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Postby Juls » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:32 pm

what did i do to deserve the "show us your tits" comment? and what does it got to do with this topic? :dunno:

here is a pic of me ... dickface juls

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Postby Jay » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:39 pm

I warned you Juls lol. I mean, he's Hasselhof. How do you think he casted for Baywatch?
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Postby Insanityfair » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:06 pm

Juls wrote:what did i do to deserve the "show us your tits" comment? and what does it got to do with this topic? :dunno:

here is a pic of me ... dickface juls

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I think he's done that to quite a few ladies here, it's more like an honor. :wink:
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:36 pm

Juls wrote:what did i do to deserve the "show us your tits" comment? and what does it got to do with this topic? :dunno:

here is a pic of me ... dickface juls

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you're new... you'll get used to me. don't take it personal.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.

Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.

Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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Postby Narrock » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:37 pm

Hasselhoff wrote:
Juls wrote:what did i do to deserve the "show us your tits" comment? and what does it got to do with this topic? :dunno:

here is a pic of me ... dickface juls

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you're new... you'll get used to me. don't take it personal.


you made her cry, you meanie-head :-x
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Postby Juls » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:38 pm

:lol: nah i didnt cry.. laughing bout it more :angel:
Just wanted to play innocent a little :p

you wanna see wtftits instead?
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Postby Narrock » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:41 pm

Juls wrote::lol: nah i didnt cry.. laughing bout it more :angel:
Just wanted to play innocent a little :p

you wanna see wtftits instead?


No thank you :ugh:
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Postby Captain Insano » Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:29 am

lol this thread has promise.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.

Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.

Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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Postby Juls » Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:35 am

xD this thread has gone out of topic way too early..
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Postby Trielelvan » Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:42 am

Juls wrote::lol: nah i didnt cry.. laughing bout it more :angel:
Just wanted to play innocent a little :p

you wanna see wtftits instead?

LMFAO!

Juls, you are gonna fit right in. :boobs:
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Postby dammuzis » Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:52 am

i like she, can i adopt her?
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Postby Insanityfair » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:22 am

Doesn't she live by Markarado? Might have to ask if he's willing to part with her. ^_^
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Postby Markarado » Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:07 am

Lives about 5 mins away from me. Pay for her trip and I'm sure she'd be happy to visit the States..... she's adventurous enough.
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Postby Insanityfair » Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:37 am

Markarado wrote:Lives about 5 mins away from me. Pay for her trip and I'm sure she'd be happy to visit the States..... she's adventurous enough.


Nono, he wants to adopt her, which means you don't get her back!
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Postby kaharthemad » Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:58 am

btw you are supposed to show naked tits...c- only because you did not know the rules...or atleast a clevage shot
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Postby Insanityfair » Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:29 am

I thought those went to your private files as part of the harem initiation?
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Postby Juls » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:40 pm

WAH!!! :S markarado is my good friend... he doesnt own me.. no one does :S

As for adoption.. come malaysia we can discuss it lol...

Im suppose to show cleavage? lol xD i'lll think about it..
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