For Laughs : - Define Globalization

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For Laughs : - Define Globalization

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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.


Question: How come?


Answer:

An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by Indian,

using Bill Gates 's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that use Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....


That, my friend, is Globalization
:lol: :lol:
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show us your tits
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.

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Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.

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Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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rofl
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That took what almost an hour and a half for the show us your tits comment? Slacker!
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I can't help myself sometimes... Its like I have this second brain that just thinks about weird spontaneous shit all the time and it all comes out here as random thought-post-diarrhea.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.

Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.

Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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what did i do to deserve the "show us your tits" comment? and what does it got to do with this topic? :dunno:

here is a pic of me ... dickface juls

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I warned you Juls lol. I mean, he's Hasselhof. How do you think he casted for Baywatch?
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Juls wrote:what did i do to deserve the "show us your tits" comment? and what does it got to do with this topic? :dunno:

here is a pic of me ... dickface juls

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I think he's done that to quite a few ladies here, it's more like an honor. :wink:
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Juls wrote:what did i do to deserve the "show us your tits" comment? and what does it got to do with this topic? :dunno:

here is a pic of me ... dickface juls

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you're new... you'll get used to me. don't take it personal.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.

Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.

Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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Hasselhoff wrote:
Juls wrote:what did i do to deserve the "show us your tits" comment? and what does it got to do with this topic? :dunno:

here is a pic of me ... dickface juls

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you're new... you'll get used to me. don't take it personal.


you made her cry, you meanie-head :-x
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:lol: nah i didnt cry.. laughing bout it more :angel:
Just wanted to play innocent a little :p

you wanna see wtftits instead?
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Juls wrote::lol: nah i didnt cry.. laughing bout it more :angel:
Just wanted to play innocent a little :p

you wanna see wtftits instead?


No thank you :ugh:
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lol this thread has promise.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.

Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.

Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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xD this thread has gone out of topic way too early..
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Juls wrote::lol: nah i didnt cry.. laughing bout it more :angel:
Just wanted to play innocent a little :p

you wanna see wtftits instead?

LMFAO!

Juls, you are gonna fit right in. :boobs:
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i like she, can i adopt her?
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Doesn't she live by Markarado? Might have to ask if he's willing to part with her. ^_^
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Lives about 5 mins away from me. Pay for her trip and I'm sure she'd be happy to visit the States..... she's adventurous enough.
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Markarado wrote:Lives about 5 mins away from me. Pay for her trip and I'm sure she'd be happy to visit the States..... she's adventurous enough.


Nono, he wants to adopt her, which means you don't get her back!
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Post by kaharthemad »

btw you are supposed to show naked tits...c- only because you did not know the rules...or atleast a clevage shot
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I thought those went to your private files as part of the harem initiation?
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WAH!!! :S markarado is my good friend... he doesnt own me.. no one does :S

As for adoption.. come malaysia we can discuss it lol...

Im suppose to show cleavage? lol xD i'lll think about it..
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