Tragic Vodka spill in Poland =(

Witty · Post by **Witty** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:41 pm

<a href="http://www.shortnews.com/shownews.cfm?id=55110&CFID=4078324&CFTOKEN=81180072">Lake becomes 30% Vodka</a>

Wielkopolska, Poland was the site of some very happy drinkers after nearby Lake Bracholinskie was the beneficiary of a large leak from a vodka distillery. Residents from the area quickly heard about the mishap and headed for the lake to fill up.

"Our alcohol measuring equipment is not wrong. It recorded a level of 30%. There is vodka in this lake," said chemist Robert Wilczynski.

<b>"If God does not help us, everyone in the neighbourhood will be stinky drunkards and only a hole will be left on the site of our lovely lake,"</b> said 76-year-old nearby resident Genowefa Licha.

haha poland

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:04 am

awesome

now they need to dump a bunch of orange juice in there

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:25 am

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:06 am

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:08 am

wouldnt that like kill the fuck out of that lakes ecosystem for quite some time?

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:43 am

Tuggan wrote:wouldnt that like kill the fuck out of that lakes ecosystem for quite some time?

Nah, you just have a bunch of happy birds and fishes.

Witty · Post by **Witty** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:53 pm

Yeah cause they're all dead.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:59 pm

God wrote:Yeah cause they're all dead.

They arent dead, they're just sleeping it off.

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:40 pm

Dump a bit more in to get the level up to 40% ~ Standard level for heavy liquor!

Witty · Post by **Witty** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:18 pm

YEAH MORE LIKE MALAYSIAN STANDARD ROFL!?!? :dunno:

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:09 pm

I wish I had a couple barrels and was in Poland atm

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:01 pm

That's nasty though. It's in a fucking lake. Fish poo in lakes :puke:

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:06 pm

You guys really aren't going to stop with this Malaysian shit for a while I take it...

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:21 pm

Harrison wrote:I wish I had a couple barrels and was in Poland atm

me too because now i'm all out

Thon · Post by **Thon** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:25 pm

Markarado wrote:You guys really aren't going to stop with this Malaysian shit for a while I take it...

he said it again!

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:26 pm

sn ort haaha

Trielelvan · Post by **Trielelvan** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:28 pm

Mark, you should know the answer to that already

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:52 pm

Bastards!

Witty · Post by **Witty** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:54 am

Wait I'd never done it before I just wanted to try it once all my friends were doing it so...