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Postby Witty » Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:41 pm

<a href="http://www.shortnews.com/shownews.cfm?id=55110&CFID=4078324&CFTOKEN=81180072">Lake becomes 30% Vodka</a>

Wielkopolska, Poland was the site of some very happy drinkers after nearby Lake Bracholinskie was the beneficiary of a large leak from a vodka distillery. Residents from the area quickly heard about the mishap and headed for the lake to fill up.

"Our alcohol measuring equipment is not wrong. It recorded a level of 30%. There is vodka in this lake," said chemist Robert Wilczynski.

<b>"If God does not help us, everyone in the neighbourhood will be stinky drunkards and only a hole will be left on the site of our lovely lake,"</b> said 76-year-old nearby resident Genowefa Licha.


haha poland
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Postby brinstar » Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:04 am

awesome

now they need to dump a bunch of orange juice in there
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Postby Narrock » Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:25 am

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Postby brinstar » Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:06 am

:( ?
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Postby Tuggan » Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:08 am

wouldnt that like kill the fuck out of that lakes ecosystem for quite some time?
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Postby Phlegm » Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:43 am

Tuggan wrote:wouldnt that like kill the fuck out of that lakes ecosystem for quite some time?


Nah, you just have a bunch of happy birds and fishes.
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Postby Witty » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:53 pm

Yeah cause they're all dead.
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Postby Darcler » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:59 pm

God wrote:Yeah cause they're all dead.


They arent dead, they're just sleeping it off.
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Postby Markarado » Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:40 pm

Dump a bit more in to get the level up to 40% ~ Standard level for heavy liquor!
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Postby Witty » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:18 pm

YEAH MORE LIKE MALAYSIAN STANDARD ROFL!?!? :dunno:
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Postby Harrison » Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:09 pm

I wish I had a couple barrels and was in Poland atm
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Postby Darcler » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:01 pm

That's nasty though. It's in a fucking lake. Fish poo in lakes :puke:
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Postby Markarado » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:06 pm

You guys really aren't going to stop with this Malaysian shit for a while I take it...
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Postby brinstar » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:21 pm

Harrison wrote:I wish I had a couple barrels and was in Poland atm


me too because now i'm all out
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Postby Thon » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:25 pm

Markarado wrote:You guys really aren't going to stop with this Malaysian shit for a while I take it...


he said it again!

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Postby brinstar » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:26 pm

sn ort haaha
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Postby Trielelvan » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:28 pm

:rofl:

Mark, you should know the answer to that already ;)
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Postby Markarado » Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:52 pm

Bastards!
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Postby Witty » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:54 am

Wait I'd never done it before I just wanted to try it once all my friends were doing it so...
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