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Postby Gargamellow » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:26 pm

I loved being pregnant. I loved the feeling of the child moving inside of me. I loved the weird cravings. I loved waking up to being kicked in the spine. I felt like I as actually doing something eal. Like perhaps I was meant to do this and this alone. I don't know if that makes any sense. I am glad I am fixed, though. I would never be able to finish school with a baby on my arm, plus the three I already have.
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Postby Darcler » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:45 am

I hate being pregnant. I am totally unexcited about it.
I hate being kicked on my hipbone. I hate that I am waddling because my groin hurts so much. I hate that I am hot all the time. I hate what it makes me look like, which would probably not be so bad if I heard something possitive from Gid once in awhile. (not that he calls me fat, he just says nothing...which is probably also very wise)

I do like the end product though, and I also love the 9 months of no periods....but thats about it.
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Postby Gargamellow » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:47 am

Damn, Gi. Buy her something sexy that will fit and give her a full body massage!
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Postby Zanchief » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:04 pm

Darcler wrote:I hate being pregnant. I am totally unexcited about it.
I hate being kicked on my hipbone. I hate that I am waddling because my groin hurts so much. I hate that I am hot all the time. I hate what it makes me look like, which would probably not be so bad if I heard something possitive from Gid once in awhile. (not that he calls me fat, he just says nothing...which is probably also very wise)

I do like the end product though, and I also love the 9 months of no periods....but thats about it.


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Postby Darcler » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:10 pm

Hey, I did say a couple posititves in there. So, I'm not totally whining.
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Postby Insanityfair » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:52 pm

Your positives included liking the end product...which I would hope you do otherwise why go through all the other stuff you don't like? No periods (hey, who doesn't?). And the fact that Gidan *doesn't* call you fat. :rofl:
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Postby Darcler » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:55 pm

Hey some people dont like their kids. My cousin, for example. Horrible parent.

Speaking of bad parent, I dont like how short tempered I am durng this pregnancy, which reflects back on my daughter. I just yelled at her for pretty much nothing.
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Postby Spazz » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:00 pm

Well than controll your actions.
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Postby Darcler » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:02 pm

Hey sure thing!
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Postby Insanityfair » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:05 pm

I hope you don't take me seriously, I was being silly. I've had two kids, I know how much it can hurt/make you throw up/grow out of your clothes/make you cry etc. :wink:
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Postby Darcler » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:11 pm

I know, but I dont like being negative. Like I said somewhere else in this thread, I'm even annoying myself.
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Postby Jay » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:12 pm

And me.
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Postby Darcler » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:14 pm

Fuck you, fatty.
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Postby Jay » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:16 pm

Darcler wrote:Fuck you, fatty.
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Postby Darcler » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:21 pm

lol ow. I'm sorry.
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Postby Jay » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:56 pm

np <3
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Postby Captain Insano » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:18 pm

Gargamellow wrote:Damn, Gi. Buy her something sexy that will fit and give her a full body massage!



Let me break it down for ALL women everywhere. You CANNOT be sexy and pregnant.

It can be lingerie or a black garbage sack, it doesn't matter.

In other words, STFUYSMF gargamellow
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Postby Tuggan » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:52 pm

thankyou ralf. im sick of hearing that stupid shit. OH SHES GOT A GLOW ABOUT HER.. fuck that. prego bitches are fucked up looking, sorta like old drunks with bigger tits.
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Postby Diekan » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:16 pm

KaiineTN wrote:A lot of it is psychological. Oral fixation, etc.. So yeah, gum will help, or a sucker.. Something you can hold in your hand too that might resemble a cig in some way.


haha heya... jay.... i got something you can use for that oral fixation of yours. ;)
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Postby Darcler » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:17 pm

Wanna know what that glow is? It's fucking sweat. She got all sweaty just standing up from her chair.
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Postby Diekan » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:18 pm

and by the way.... prego chicks are so not hot. it's freaking gross NOT sexy.
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Postby Captain Insano » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:23 pm

Diekan wrote:and by the way.... prego chicks are so not hot. it's freaking gross NOT sexy.



yah that glow is part sweat and some grease from all the shitty food they think they can inhale by the truckload.
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Postby brinstar » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:19 pm

Diekan wrote:
KaiineTN wrote:A lot of it is psychological. Oral fixation, etc.. So yeah, gum will help, or a sucker.. Something you can hold in your hand too that might resemble a cig in some way.


haha heya... jay.... i got something you can use for that oral fixation of yours. ;)


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Postby Gargamellow » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:02 am

My ex was a royal perv when I was pregnant. I felt incredibly sexy.

There are pregnant porn sites, you know...let me see if I can find one!

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Postby Captain Insano » Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:44 am

Well your ex was lying to you. You weren't sexy. Like not at all. Carry on.
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