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I loved being pregnant. I loved the feeling of the child moving inside of me. I loved the weird cravings. I loved waking up to being kicked in the spine. I felt like I as actually doing something eal. Like perhaps I was meant to do this and this alone. I don't know if that makes any sense. I am glad I am fixed, though. I would never be able to finish school with a baby on my arm, plus the three I already have.
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I hate being pregnant. I am totally unexcited about it.
I hate being kicked on my hipbone. I hate that I am waddling because my groin hurts so much. I hate that I am hot all the time. I hate what it makes me look like, which would probably not be so bad if I heard something possitive from Gid once in awhile. (not that he calls me fat, he just says nothing...which is probably also very wise)

I do like the end product though, and I also love the 9 months of no periods....but thats about it.
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Damn, Gi. Buy her something sexy that will fit and give her a full body massage!
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Darcler wrote:I hate being pregnant. I am totally unexcited about it.
I hate being kicked on my hipbone. I hate that I am waddling because my groin hurts so much. I hate that I am hot all the time. I hate what it makes me look like, which would probably not be so bad if I heard something possitive from Gid once in awhile. (not that he calls me fat, he just says nothing...which is probably also very wise)

I do like the end product though, and I also love the 9 months of no periods....but thats about it.


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Hey, I did say a couple posititves in there. So, I'm not totally whining.
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Your positives included liking the end product...which I would hope you do otherwise why go through all the other stuff you don't like? No periods (hey, who doesn't?). And the fact that Gidan *doesn't* call you fat. :rofl:
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Hey some people dont like their kids. My cousin, for example. Horrible parent.

Speaking of bad parent, I dont like how short tempered I am durng this pregnancy, which reflects back on my daughter. I just yelled at her for pretty much nothing.
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Well than controll your actions.
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Hey sure thing!
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I hope you don't take me seriously, I was being silly. I've had two kids, I know how much it can hurt/make you throw up/grow out of your clothes/make you cry etc. :wink:
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I know, but I dont like being negative. Like I said somewhere else in this thread, I'm even annoying myself.
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And me.
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Fuck you, fatty.
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Darcler wrote:Fuck you, fatty.
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lol ow. I'm sorry.
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Gargamellow wrote:Damn, Gi. Buy her something sexy that will fit and give her a full body massage!



Let me break it down for ALL women everywhere. You CANNOT be sexy and pregnant.

It can be lingerie or a black garbage sack, it doesn't matter.

In other words, STFUYSMF gargamellow
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Post by Tuggan »

thankyou ralf. im sick of hearing that stupid shit. OH SHES GOT A GLOW ABOUT HER.. fuck that. prego bitches are fucked up looking, sorta like old drunks with bigger tits.
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KaiineTN wrote:A lot of it is psychological. Oral fixation, etc.. So yeah, gum will help, or a sucker.. Something you can hold in your hand too that might resemble a cig in some way.


haha heya... jay.... i got something you can use for that oral fixation of yours. ;)
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Wanna know what that glow is? It's fucking sweat. She got all sweaty just standing up from her chair.
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and by the way.... prego chicks are so not hot. it's freaking gross NOT sexy.
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Diekan wrote:and by the way.... prego chicks are so not hot. it's freaking gross NOT sexy.



yah that glow is part sweat and some grease from all the shitty food they think they can inhale by the truckload.
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Diekan wrote:
KaiineTN wrote:A lot of it is psychological. Oral fixation, etc.. So yeah, gum will help, or a sucker.. Something you can hold in your hand too that might resemble a cig in some way.


haha heya... jay.... i got something you can use for that oral fixation of yours. ;)


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My ex was a royal perv when I was pregnant. I felt incredibly sexy.

There are pregnant porn sites, you know...let me see if I can find one!

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Well your ex was lying to you. You weren't sexy. Like not at all. Carry on.
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