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Postby Lyion » Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:49 pm

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What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step.
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Postby Spazz » Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:53 pm

Did he get that line from like lethal weapon
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Postby Phlegm » Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:58 pm

No. It's from Passion of the Christ. Jesus said that to gawkers from the cross.
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Postby Spazz » Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:16 pm

that was the part right before they cut off his penor and whipped his bluddy stump while he screams and they show tons of blood right ?
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Postby Captain Insano » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:13 pm

"Fuck jews" - Mel Gibson (while intoxicated)

hehe man I would love to see Mel's jewish tirade on youtube or something.
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Postby Juls » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:23 pm

Sugar TITS??? :ugh:
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Postby Eziekial » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:15 pm

Tits are sweet; hense "sugar" tits. K?
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Postby Juls » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:47 am

hmmm... ill try tonight :lol: ill see if my tits are actually sweet or salty
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Postby brinstar » Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:17 am

:pics:
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Postby Diekan » Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:39 am

Eziekial wrote:Tits are sweet; hense "sugar" tits. K?


naw... the ass is where it's at. the rack is ok, nice to look at... but the rear is where the action is.

gimme a nice ass over a big rack any day.

by the way, speaking of body parts... did you know it is physically impossible to lick your own elbow? yet people will still try.
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Postby Dylan » Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:07 pm

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Postby Jay » Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:08 pm

Diekan wrote:by the way, speaking of body parts... did you know it is physically impossible to lick your own elbow? yet people will still try.


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Postby Narrock » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:09 pm

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Diekan wrote:by the way, speaking of body parts... did you know it is physically impossible to lick your own elbow? yet people will still try.


Dylan wrote:Image


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Postby Diekan » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:18 pm

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Postby Gidan » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:45 pm

Actually it is possible if you can dislocate your sholder, I have seen it done. It looks very painful. (gogo college and drinking way to much)
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Postby The Kizzy » Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:10 pm

If you are double jointed or dislocate your shoulder, then it is possible.

But, it is impossible to suck your own dick.
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Postby Adivina » Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:12 pm

Are you just putting that out there as bait Kizzy? I've heard of pleanty of traumatizing stories of men self felating.... I swear you posted this just to get some omg wtf gross pictures posted. :P

I thought I recall hearing that Marilyn Manson could do it, or some other shock rocker I forget.
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Postby The Kizzy » Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:22 pm

No, I wanted to see how many NT males quit posting for a few days because they hurt themselves in a freak accident.

Marilyn Manson can supposedly suck his own dick because he had his bottom ribs removed. Not to many people can afford to get that done. If they could, noone would ever leave the house!!
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Postby KILL » Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:56 pm

if you believe the manson story, i have some awesome swamp land in Louisiana for sale. great investment, pm me for info.

and btw, i watched ron jeremy suck his own cock on some vid i found in my dads closet when i was a kid. i then tried my self and failed - quite disappointing.
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Postby Harrison » Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:11 pm

If you've ever honestly tried to suck your own dick...wow
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Postby KILL » Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:42 pm

i was like 10, however i think i'll try again just to see.
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Postby Adivina » Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:34 pm

Yoga.
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Postby Darcler » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:43 am

Manson story is fake.
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Postby Dylan » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:28 am

Will Ferrel did a skit on this.
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Postby Jay » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:16 pm

Try removing your lower ribs.
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