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Lyion
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by Lyion » Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:49 pm
What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. – C. S. Lewis
Spazz
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by Spazz » Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:53 pm
Did he get that line from like lethal weapon
WHITE TRASH METAL SLUMMER Why Immortal technique? Perhaps its because I am afraid and he gives me courage.
Phlegm
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by Phlegm » Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:58 pm
No. It's from Passion of the Christ. Jesus said that to gawkers from the cross.
Spazz
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by Spazz » Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:16 pm
that was the part right before they cut off his penor and whipped his bluddy stump while he screams and they show tons of blood right ?
WHITE TRASH METAL SLUMMER Why Immortal technique? Perhaps its because I am afraid and he gives me courage.
Captain Insano
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by Captain Insano » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:13 pm
"Fuck jews" - Mel Gibson (while intoxicated)
hehe man I would love to see Mel's jewish tirade on youtube or something.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote: Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
Juls
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by Juls » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:23 pm
Sugar TITS???
Eziekial
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by Eziekial » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:15 pm
Tits are sweet; hense "sugar" tits. K?
Juls
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by Juls » Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:47 am
hmmm... ill try tonight
ill see if my tits are actually sweet or salty
brinstar
Cat Crew
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by brinstar » Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:17 am
compost the rich
Diekan
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by Diekan » Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:39 am
Eziekial wrote: Tits are sweet; hense "sugar" tits. K?
naw... the ass is where it's at. the rack is ok, nice to look at... but the rear is where the action is.
gimme a nice ass over a big rack any day.
by the way, speaking of body parts... did you know it is physically impossible to lick your own elbow? yet people will still try.
Dylan
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by Dylan » Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:07 pm
Jay
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by Jay » Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:08 pm
Diekan wrote: by the way, speaking of body parts... did you know it is physically impossible to lick your own elbow? yet people will still try.
Dylan wrote:
Narrock
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by Narrock » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:09 pm
“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
Diekan
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by Diekan » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:18 pm
photoshop
Gidan
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by Gidan » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:45 pm
Actually it is possible if you can dislocate your sholder, I have seen it done. It looks very painful. (gogo college and drinking way to much)
For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.
The Kizzy
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by The Kizzy » Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:10 pm
If you are double jointed or dislocate your shoulder, then it is possible.
But, it is impossible to suck your own dick.
Zanchief wrote: Harrison wrote: I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
Adivina
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by Adivina » Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:12 pm
Are you just putting that out there as bait Kizzy? I've heard of pleanty of traumatizing stories of men self felating.... I swear you posted this just to get some omg wtf gross pictures posted. :P
I thought I recall hearing that Marilyn Manson could do it, or some other shock rocker I forget.
Donnel wrote: Erodalak wrote: Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina
fixt :P
The Kizzy
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by The Kizzy » Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:22 pm
No, I wanted to see how many NT males quit posting for a few days because they hurt themselves in a freak accident.
Marilyn Manson can supposedly suck his own dick because he had his bottom ribs removed. Not to many people can afford to get that done. If they could, noone would ever leave the house!!
Zanchief wrote: Harrison wrote: I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
KILL
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by KILL » Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:56 pm
if you believe the manson story, i have some awesome swamp land in Louisiana for sale. great investment, pm me for info.
and btw, i watched ron jeremy suck his own cock on some vid i found in my dads closet when i was a kid. i then tried my self and failed - quite disappointing.
Harrison
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by Harrison » Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:11 pm
If you've ever honestly tried to suck your own dick...wow
How do you like this spoiler, motherfucker? -Lyion
KILL
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by KILL » Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:42 pm
i was like 10, however i think i'll try again just to see.
Adivina
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by Adivina » Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:34 pm
Yoga.
Donnel wrote: Erodalak wrote: Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina
fixt :P
Darcler
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by Darcler » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:43 am
Manson story is fake.
Yoga works. Maybe that was Kaiine's original motive behind taking yoga. Dirty boi.
Dylan
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by Dylan » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:28 am
Will Ferrel did a skit on this.
Jay
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by Jay » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:16 pm
Try removing your lower ribs.