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Feeling lonely?

Postby Lyion » Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:57 am

Does the world hate you? Tired of your friends and family telling you to get a girlfriend? Want to make that certain someone a little jealous? Need a confidence boost? Just feeling lonely sometimes?

Then you need the imaginary girlfriend!
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Postby Martrae » Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:03 am

ROFL
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Postby Zanchief » Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:41 am

nm I'm going to downgrade my stalkerness.
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Postby Gidan » Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:09 am

haha thats just great.
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Postby Markarado » Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:44 pm

ROFL ... Sad to know that people will actually stoop to this.
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Postby Juls » Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:07 pm

LOL hahaha
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Postby Narrock » Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:51 pm

If you've got game, you could turn it into a relationship.
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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:08 pm

I knew a girl in college who would send flowers to herself with a card signed "secret admirer" and she would give her boyfriend a BIG hug and say "secret admirer...you're so cute" to which naturally the boyfriend would reply "I didn't send you flowers..." and then he would get pathetically jealous...

...which was her whole plan in the first place.

Bitches are evil sometimes.
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Postby Narrock » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:10 pm

Ginzburgh wrote:I knew a girl in college who would send flowers to herself with a card signed "secret admirer" and she would give her boyfriend a BIG hug and say "secret admirer...you're so cute" to which naturally the boyfriend would reply "I didn't send you flowers..." and then he would get pathetically jealous...

...which was her whole plan in the first place.

Bitches are evil sometimes.


He must have seen "Clueless" too many times.
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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:14 pm

Why did someone do that in Clueless?

P.S. I can't imagine you watching that movie Mindia.
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Postby Spazz » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:15 pm

I think its one of her suggestions for making yourself look cooler
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Postby Darcler » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:15 pm

Cher did to make her seem more desired so the gay guy would like her.
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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:24 pm

See, chickenhead movies give chickenheads twisted ideas.
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Postby Narrock » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:25 pm

Ginzburgh wrote:Why did someone do that in Clueless?



Yeah, Alicia Silverstone did that. She had flowers delivered to her in her classroom to make the guy jealous that she liked, but he turned out to be gay. HAHAHA
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Postby Jazendar » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:44 pm

....mindia?
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Postby Narrock » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:46 pm

Jazendar wrote:....mindia?


Aye
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Postby Darcler » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:18 pm

Darcler wrote:Cher did to make her seem more desired so the gay guy would like her.


10 minutes late, big guy.
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Postby Phlegm » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:34 pm

For some reason I have a funny feeling that these girls are a couple of old fat women sitting in a trailer somewhere answering these correspondences.
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Postby Tikker » Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:42 pm

Phlegm wrote:For some reason I have a funny feeling that these girls are a couple of old fat women sitting in a trailer somewhere answering these correspondences.


you're a retard



you think it's even women at all? jeje
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