Does the world hate you? Tired of your friends and family telling you to get a girlfriend? Want to make that certain someone a little jealous? Need a confidence boost? Just feeling lonely sometimes?
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
I knew a girl in college who would send flowers to herself with a card signed "secret admirer" and she would give her boyfriend a BIG hug and say "secret admirer...you're so cute" to which naturally the boyfriend would reply "I didn't send you flowers..." and then he would get pathetically jealous...
Ginzburgh wrote:I knew a girl in college who would send flowers to herself with a card signed "secret admirer" and she would give her boyfriend a BIG hug and say "secret admirer...you're so cute" to which naturally the boyfriend would reply "I didn't send you flowers..." and then he would get pathetically jealous...
...which was her whole plan in the first place.
Bitches are evil sometimes.
He must have seen "Clueless" too many times.
“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
Ginzburgh wrote:Why did someone do that in Clueless?
Yeah, Alicia Silverstone did that. She had flowers delivered to her in her classroom to make the guy jealous that she liked, but he turned out to be gay. HAHAHA
“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
Phlegm wrote:For some reason I have a funny feeling that these girls are a couple of old fat women sitting in a trailer somewhere answering these correspondences.