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Postby Agrajag » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:17 am

Martrae wrote:How do you 'placate' a woman that's laughing hysterically one minute and crying like her heart is broken the next?


Who cares? Just as long as she cooks my dinner, cleans the house and does my laundry. If she doesn't, she knows where the door is.
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Postby Harrison » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:38 am

Martrae wrote:You haven't a clue. How do you 'placate' a woman that's laughing hysterically one minute and crying like her heart is broken the next? Pregnancy hormones are a bitch.


I've lived through 3 pregnancies since I was 18 and now a fourth, my younger sister. I know what I am talking about.
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Postby Snero » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:45 am

you're comparing being the cool uncle to being the father though, in one situation anything you do to help is probably appreciated, in the other you're responsible for it
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Postby leah » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:37 am

COOL uncle? i thought we were talking about harrison??

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Postby Tossica » Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:33 am

Harrison wrote:I know what I am talking about.



You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about in 100% of your posts. Shut the fuck up already.
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Postby Darcler » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:33 am

I didnt have it done because of the risks to me. As I said earlier, I still have a chance of getting pregnant, though it is etopic and life threatening if it doesnt terminate by itself.
The man has no *real* risks like the female does. That is why I didnt have it done while she was already in there.
Plus, when she (OB) asked me while I was still pregnant about 2 months ago if I wanted the procedure done, I hesitated and she made the decision for me. She wont do it if the woman isnt 100% sure.
Plus who knows, I might lose my mind one day and want another one. It's not like I am driving Gid to the dr. office tomrorrow. We are talking a couple years before any decision is set in stone.
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Postby Harrison » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:53 am

Tossica wrote:
Harrison wrote:I know what I am talking about.



You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about in 100% of your posts. Shut the fuck up already.


*nod* Maybe one day when you come out of the 80's you can comment about things happening in a different millenium.

Luckily for you...

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Postby Spazz » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:57 am

Lame
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Postby Jay » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:33 am

That was indeed weaksauce and poor use of the img

Then again Toss didn't really flame him either. He was just telling him to stfu.
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Postby Darcler » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:44 am

Are we making fun of Toss because he dressed in 80s clothes......in the 80s? Because I dont get it.
I heart me some Toss.
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Postby leah » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:28 pm

/agree

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Postby Gargamellow » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:37 pm

that car sucked and was a total flop because people couldn't park anywhere without getting stuck or hitting other folk's doors..the only reason anyone bought those pices of shit is because they were futuristic...that and the creator was busted for dealing giant amounts of coke..bam..no more cars.

p.s. a real man will snip it for his old lady
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Postby Tossica » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:31 am

Ahhhhh... <3!
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Postby Dylan » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:12 am

:umno: to this whole fucking thread.

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Postby Evermore » Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:05 am

Harrison wrote:
Martrae wrote:You haven't a clue. How do you 'placate' a woman that's laughing hysterically one minute and crying like her heart is broken the next? Pregnancy hormones are a bitch.


I've lived through 3 pregnancies since I was 18 and now a fourth, my younger sister. I know what I am talking about.



there is a big difference when your the daddy sir. a BIG difference
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:07 am

Lets see.........swollen balls for a few days, you get to sit on pain meds and have your wife wait on you hand and foot, or (in some cases) have to take pills for the rest of your life because you don't want hair growing on your chin as a woman. Hmmmm. David had the V snip. He said it was uncomfortable, but didn't hurt. He got to sit around for a weekend and do nothing while I waited on him hand and foot.

I am going in to get the surgery done later this year as David and I arent together anymore and I don't want any more children at this stage. I am way too old
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Postby araby » Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:19 am

My friend Aaron is 26 or so and he had th surgery already. I see nothing wrong with men doing it.
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Postby Gaazy » Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:27 am

Eh I guess if thats what a guy wants to do, i dont really care, its his choice and there nothing wrong with that. But personally im not getting that done because some a woman wants me to, hell I wouldnt even want something like that suggested to me, they're my nuts and if I wanted it done I would have done it already :dunno:
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Postby araby » Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:33 am

Well, Darcler isn't "some woman" to Gidan.
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Postby Martrae » Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:43 am

Exactly.
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Postby Darcler » Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:21 am

The only downside....well I probably shouldnt say only, as there are probably more in his mind....to him getting this done is the SLIM slim chance of him pulling something during recovery that would ruin his career.

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Postby Gaazy » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:05 am

Meh, from *my* point of view *nobody* is going to get me to have that done. If he goes through with it, hes more of a man that me.


Someone earlier said its reversible? Is there any chance of somethin fuckin up and it not bein able to be fixed if I would decides to have more kids? If theres any chance at all, I wouldnt do it. Seein as divorces are dime a dozen and no matter how happy people are, they still for some reason end up in divorce, and could leave me possibly wanting kids in a later marriage. I guess Im weird, but i always think of shit in the worst case scenario.
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Postby Darcler » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:09 am

There's always a chance of something going wrong, but for the most part, it's reversable.

You can always freeze your swimmers if you're worried though.
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Postby Gaazy » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:11 am

Wish there was a cumbank around here, would be a killer way to make money. Dont know what made me think of that @@
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Postby Agrajag » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:24 am

If he goes through with it, hes more of a man that me.


More of man because he does what someone else tells him to? Sorry, but if the woman doesn't want to have more kids, SHE better be getting the snip no matter how much easier it would be on him.
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