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Postby Phlegm » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:20 am

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Markarado wrote:Ex-girlfriend. You can refer to her as cunt if you like.


Wait what happened, I thought you still respected her and thought she was still this great person even though you guys broke up?



He stumbled onto the pictures of his ex-girlfriend and the big black guy having sex.
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Postby Harrison » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:31 am

Martrae wrote:Duh...that only happens at the beginning of a breakup. A couple weeks later they're a cunt or asshole. ;)


And then a year later they're sucking your dick again, but you don't tell your friends about it this time and treat her like meat
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Postby Spazz » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:00 pm

And then a year later they're sucking your dick again, but you don't tell your friends about it this time and treat her like meat


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Postby Xaiveir » Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:04 pm

This is one of the dumbest threads in the history of NT....however i am compelled to still post in it...WTF.


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Postby Jay » Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:28 pm

Harrison wrote:
Martrae wrote:Duh...that only happens at the beginning of a breakup. A couple weeks later they're a cunt or asshole. ;)


And then a year later they're sucking your dick again, but you don't tell your friends about it this time and treat her like meat


And you act like you really care about her, get her to suck your dick, bang her, then you toss her finski and tell her to get the fuck out of your house when she's done.
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Postby Markarado » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:15 pm

When I was in Shanghai we started having problems. When I got back it was OK for the first week. After that she started treating me like shit. She'd get upset over every little fucking thing I said. Fpr example, my car needed some repairs and I asked her if I could drive her to work and use her car for the day. I knew that she might need the car to meet a customer for legal documents and such. I had a week off from school, so I told her that it would be no problem to come pick her up and take her to wherever she might need to go. I could live without a car for a day, but I wanted to be able to get to the gym. She went off on me, saying shit like I was trying to spend more time with her at work. WTF?

It got much much much worse than that. She humiliated me in public, treated me like shit, etc.... Finally she brought up the topic. She said that she realized she was treating me like shit, that she wasn't appreciating me like she should, etc... She then told me that she didn't want to continue hurting me, but that she couldn't help it. She said it was because she realized she was still in love with her ex. OUCH! That fucking hurt.. really hurt...

After we broke up she immediately started hanging out with him. I couldn't go to a club without running into them. For fucks sake, there are several clubs in the city... we just happened to go to the same places on the same nights. You can imagine how painful that was, and how it ruined my nights out every fucking time. I then hooked up with another girl. This chick was all over me in the club. I kept my hands off her out of respect for Amy (my ex). I didn't want to cause any drama, and I've realized that Amy truely is a drama queen. She saw this chick holding me hand for a brief second. She came up to me and said that she hates me. WTF?

So I hold hands with a girl for a brief second as I pull her through a crowd and I'm doing something wrong? I have to see Amy with her ex all over the fucking place. I have people come up to me ALL the time asking what happened to Amy and I. And OF COURSE they mention that they've seen Amy with her ex a lot. Does that bitch have ANY idea how that makes me feel?

Fucking bitch cunt... I fucking hate her.. Respect her? Fuck that.. fuck that bitch.. She threw me out like yesterdays trash. Her loss - not mine. I'm the good guy throughout this.
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Postby Harrison » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:24 pm

I bet she's on drugs.

I bet my life on it.
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Postby Markarado » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:40 pm

Unless she's taking shit while at work I doubt it. She may have started after I we broke up though. I still doubt that tho.

There is a reason I bought all new PLASTIC cups for my house. She broke all the glass one's..
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Postby Dylan » Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:17 am

You make me very happy and very sad at the same time Mark.

Choke her, choke the bitch.
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Postby Tikker » Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:35 am

well, I'm certainly glad you're not being a whiny little bitter bitch about the whole situation
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Postby Gypsiyee » Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:39 am

I mean no offense, Mark.. but didn't you kind of see that coming? I mean I was happy for you when you two finally got together, but in all fairness.. people did kind of warn you about being the 'rebound guy.' =\ It sucks, but it was almost obvious =(
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Postby vonkaar » Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:07 pm

Dude, you are white... you should be up to your ankles in asian poon because you automatically have 2-3 penile inches on every guy that these girls date. Fuck all that drama.
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Postby Spazz » Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:19 pm

Maybe hes penor is smaller than an asian guys ?
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Postby Jay » Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:04 pm

vonkaar wrote:Dude, you are white... you should be up to your ankles in asian poon because you automatically have 2-3 penile inches on every guy that these girls date. Fuck all that drama.


Yeah but those extra 2-3 inches aren't "of raw power". We have raw power, and all that Chinese, Japanese and Vietnamese gibberish you white folk don't understand give us superhuman tongue strength.
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Postby 10sun » Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:56 pm

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Postby Diekan » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:06 pm

Markarado wrote:When I was in Shanghai we started having problems. When I got back it was OK for the first week. After that she started treating me like shit. She'd get upset over every little fucking thing I said. Fpr example, my car needed some repairs and I asked her if I could drive her to work and use her car for the day. I knew that she might need the car to meet a customer for legal documents and such. I had a week off from school, so I told her that it would be no problem to come pick her up and take her to wherever she might need to go. I could live without a car for a day, but I wanted to be able to get to the gym. She went off on me, saying shit like I was trying to spend more time with her at work. WTF?

It got much much much worse than that. She humiliated me in public, treated me like shit, etc.... Finally she brought up the topic. She said that she realized she was treating me like shit, that she wasn't appreciating me like she should, etc... She then told me that she didn't want to continue hurting me, but that she couldn't help it. She said it was because she realized she was still in love with her ex. OUCH! That fucking hurt.. really hurt...

After we broke up she immediately started hanging out with him. I couldn't go to a club without running into them. For fucks sake, there are several clubs in the city... we just happened to go to the same places on the same nights. You can imagine how painful that was, and how it ruined my nights out every fucking time. I then hooked up with another girl. This chick was all over me in the club. I kept my hands off her out of respect for Amy (my ex). I didn't want to cause any drama, and I've realized that Amy truely is a drama queen. She saw this chick holding me hand for a brief second. She came up to me and said that she hates me. WTF?

So I hold hands with a girl for a brief second as I pull her through a crowd and I'm doing something wrong? I have to see Amy with her ex all over the fucking place. I have people come up to me ALL the time asking what happened to Amy and I. And OF COURSE they mention that they've seen Amy with her ex a lot. Does that bitch have ANY idea how that makes me feel?

Fucking bitch cunt... I fucking hate her.. Respect her? Fuck that.. fuck that bitch.. She threw me out like yesterdays trash. Her loss - not mine. I'm the good guy throughout this.


Dude... seriously... don't take this the wrong way or as a personal "attack." Think of it more as tough love (not in that gay man love kind of way either).... but seriously bro... you really gotta grow a pair.

You sound like you've been locked in a room and forced to watch Oprah, We, Lifetime, and Oxygen for hours upon hours upon hours on end until you cracked.

There is far to much poon out there to let ONE chick act a fool on you and get away with it. Women are funny creatures - they'll test the water and if they can get away with giving you shit - if you prove that they can get away with it they'll do it every chance they get and will lose that much more respect for you each and every time until they finally have zero respect for you.

You don't have to be a complete dick to her - but you've gotta act like you've got some nuts and tell her to get straight or she's gone.
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Postby Narrock » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:06 pm

vonkaar wrote:Dude, you are white... you should be up to your ankles in asian poon because you automatically have 2-3 penile inches on every guy that these girls date. Fuck all that drama.


HAHA Vonk got sucked into the dramasphere.
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Postby Juls » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:45 pm

No.1 : sorry i posted this.. it was taken from an email i recieved. Didnt expect ppl to hate it that much..
No.2 : Wow Mark.. I'm shock you wrote that.. knowing *ahem* might have others reading it. Anyways mark... relax ...
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Postby Jazendar » Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:05 pm

The man wrote what he felt juls, who cares who reads it. I'm sure he hopes this amy chick reads it in hopes of her getting the sand out of her stinky malaysian seaweed kooch. There's nothing wrong with expressing how you feel, but to be a hipocritical whorebag is a different story (talking about amy). You should be supportive of him as long as it's valid rather than opposing him because of 'who' might read it.
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Postby Juls » Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:16 pm

im not opposing Jazendar.. just shocked he wrote it.. He knows i've been supporting him always. Actually i opposed amy way before he did.. if you actually saw our older post when he said he would alwyas respect her and i replied i'd never?
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Postby Markarado » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:21 pm

You're all right actually. I don't contest any of what anyone said! I lost my balls somewhere in that relationship. I was truely whipped.

I don't really care if she reads this. After we broke up I asked her not to read these boards anymore as this is kinda my 'space.'
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Postby Dylan » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:02 am

I hope you at least got some asssex out of the deal
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Postby araby » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:52 pm

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Postby Xaiveir » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:07 pm

Markarado wrote:You're all right actually. I don't contest any of what anyone said! I lost my balls somewhere in that relationship. I was truely whipped.

I don't really care if she reads this. After we broke up I asked her not to read these boards anymore as this is kinda my 'space.'



Hell it would be good if she read the board. Maybe she would be inclind to post, then flamers can "have their way" with her. if you know what i mean :rofl:


Speaking of witch.......isnt it time we hijacked another board? Slow season at work, and i have nothing to do :eyecrazy:
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Postby Gidan » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:21 pm

Being able to admit you were whipped is the first step.
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