by Tuggan » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:26 pm
psh, you dont even live in a cold climate. at least the goo will be warm.
you cut a hole in the top around the stalk thing big enough to get your arm inside. insert your knife at an angle so it will sit right without falling into the empty pumpkin. scoop out the pumpkin goo and seeds, throw goo onto newspaper. get a big spoon and scrape the inside good, especially important with really thick fleshy pumpkins. throw shaved fleshy shit onto news paper. wrap up newspaper and throw fleshy shit and goo and seeds away. draw your design on whichever surface is best for carving. cut along the lines. insert candle through hole in the top. light candle. replace top.
there ya go, jack-o-lantern 101.