Vesectomy & Womens Birth Control

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Vesectomy & Womens Birth Control

Postby runamonk » Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:17 pm

Who here has had one? I'm getting one on december 1st.

Who wants to come over and make my nuts feel better?
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Postby Iccarra » Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:25 pm

Haven't had one, but a guy I knew had one....I doubt you'll even want the wind to blow near your nuts afterward, lol.
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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:48 pm

My brother had one at 36, it fucked him up for like two weeks.
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Postby 10sun » Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:52 pm

Go for a ride on your bike afterwards, I dare you.
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Postby Martrae » Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:05 pm

Kahar had it done....he was up the next day helping a friend move a video game cabinet.
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Postby runamonk » Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:08 pm

I'm getting the no-incision variety so it should be less invasive than normal, which will be nice I guess. I still don't like the though of anything jabbing into my sack but oh well. A little pain now is better than 18 years of it on accident haha.
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Postby Harrison » Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:55 pm

Fuck that.
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Postby runamonk » Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:14 pm

pussy.
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Postby Harrison » Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:33 pm

No sharp objects are going near my cock and balls unless I am dying.
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Postby Arlos » Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:43 pm

*shrug* Most of the guys I know of that have had it done are married (happily) and have had all the kids they ever plan on having. So, they have it done so that they can have sex with their wife without either one of them having to worry about birth control at all.

In that context, it makes quite a bit of sense.

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Postby runamonk » Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:46 pm

Exactly. Both my wife and I hate rubbers and she cannot take any type of birth control pills.

So this is the perfect solution. It's something we've talked over and thought about for a long time.
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Postby xKALECx » Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:03 pm

Had it done and it's no biggie. Had it done by a doctor co-worker (urologist) after hours with just me him and his nurse. Most important thing is STAY OFF YOUR FEET FOR 72 HOURS. If you do that, you will have zero problems 99 percent of the time. Get up and move too early and it's swollen nutsack and frozen veggies for a week.
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Postby Juls » Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:17 pm

ouch! >.< maybe i should get my bf to do it lol
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Postby araby » Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:36 pm

Juls wrote:ouch! >.< maybe i should get my bf to do it lol


good luck with that..
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Postby Juls » Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:47 pm

hahah i recon he'd just kill me or himself.. lol
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Postby Tikker » Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:54 pm

once i hit 34, or have 2nd kid (whichever comes first) I'll probably get it done too
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Postby Darcler » Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:00 am

His peenie reaches from Denmark?

Gid's getting it done in 5 or so years. That gives us time to reeeally decide if we are insane enough to have a 3rd, which we probably wont.
We dont wear condoms and I'm rarely on birth control, it's mostly the pull and pray method that we use. I'm going on an IUD soon and when we take it out, it will be time to decide, kid or snip.
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Postby Mop » Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:00 am

Juls wrote:ouch! >.< maybe i should get my bf to do it lol


I'd concur I would even go a step further and get Mark to do it too, as to prevent both of you from breeding.
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Postby leah » Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:40 am

pull & pray hehe

i'm on the pill but josh has talked about a vasectomy before because he's positive that he doesn't want kids. i told him to think about it very seriously and if he ever decided to go through with it, he better be sure to freeze some lil swimmers first. he won't do it, if you ask me, both because there's no way he can be sure at this age that he doesn't want kids, and because his mom would KILL him if he didn't give her grandbabies. mine, too, probably.
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Postby Adivina » Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:38 am

Its good that you are getting it done, instead of making your wife have far more invasive surgery to get her tubes tied. Bravo for the impending bravery of you and your balls :P
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Postby Ginzburgh » Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:42 am

pull & pray hehe

i'm on the pill but josh has talked about a vasectomy before because he's positive that he doesn't want kids. i told him to think about it very seriously and if he ever decided to go through with it, he better be sure to freeze some lil swimmers first. he won't do it, if you ask me, both because there's no way he can be sure at this age that he doesn't want kids, and because his mom would KILL him if he didn't give her grandbabies. mine, too, probably.


If I ever met this guy on a plane, he'd probably be kind of weirded out considering I know so much about him.
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Postby ClakarEQ » Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:45 am

runamonk wrote:I'm getting the no-incision variety so it should be less invasive than normal, which will be nice I guess. I still don't like the though of anything jabbing into my sack but oh well. A little pain now is better than 18 years of it on accident haha.

Doesn't this mean they are going in through you penis hole? OUCH.

I use the withdrawl and calendar technique. Has yet to fail and I've been fucking for 25 years.

Both my kids took less then two months to begin the baking process.

I've thought about this procedure so you'll need to post once it is done to give up all the details !!
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Postby ClakarEQ » Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:47 am

leah wrote:pull & pray hehe

i'm on the pill but josh has talked about a vasectomy before because he's positive that he doesn't want kids. i told him to think about it very seriously and if he ever decided to go through with it, he better be sure to freeze some lil swimmers first. he won't do it, if you ask me, both because there's no way he can be sure at this age that he doesn't want kids, and because his mom would KILL him if he didn't give her grandbabies. mine, too, probably.


You both are WAY too fucking young to make a decision like that IMHO (good idea on waiting, leah). In todays society it seems many (maybe even most) people don't have kids until near 30, at 22 -25 having a procedure to sterilize yourself seems a bit much.

BTW, any man that makes his woman get her tubes tied to "sterilize" the relationship is a pussy.
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Postby Gargamellow » Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:54 am

I got my tubes tied 7 1/2 years ago. And it was my mother who talked me into it, not my boyfriend.

p.s. I regret it.
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Postby runamonk » Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:04 am

Adivina wrote:Its good that you are getting it done, instead of making your wife have far more invasive surgery to get her tubes tied. Bravo for the impending bravery of you and your balls :P


That was never a even an option. Why put her through all that shit? Nah, it's easier for me and safer in the long run.
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