Vesectomy & Womens Birth Control

[runamonk]

I'm getting the no-incision variety so it should be less invasive than normal, which will be nice I guess. I still don't like the though of anything jabbing into my sack but oh well. A little pain now is better than 18 years of it on accident haha.

Doesn't this mean they are going in through you penis hole? OUCH.

I use the withdrawl and calendar technique. Has yet to fail and I've been fucking for 25 years.

Both my kids took less then two months to begin the baking process.

I've thought about this procedure so you'll need to post once it is done to give up all the details !!

No it doesn't go through the urethra. LOL.

They puncture a hole in each side of your testicles. Then use a hook type thing to pull out the tube and burn or stitch it and put it back in. Then put a bandaid over the hole. It's all very quick and easy to recover from.

Here is a good article about it.

[ClakarEQ]

EDIT
I'm posting like a spazz today ROFL

disregard below:

runamok, can you describe the procedure? Invasive as you described it implies they aren't makeing the small cut under your ball bag, the only other way "in" seems like a less prefered route.

You sure the 1CM long cut under the bag wouldn't be "easier". I understand they give you a local, process takes like 45mins or less, and it is out patient so you drive home. My dad said it wasn't too bad and was back to "normal" later that day, not a whole lot of discomfort.

[Gargamellow]

http://www.vasectomychannel.com/

[runamonk]

It's essentially the same except they don't need to make an incision, the hole they make is even smaller than the normal incision, so small that you don't even get any stitches.

Hopefully I won't be in too much pain the next day, I expect it's going to be painful though.

I have a consultation tomorrow with the urology nurse to talk about the procedure and all that. So I'll have even more details about how this particular doctor performs the procedure. I don't have the actual procedure until dec because he's so booked up right now.

[Martrae]

Make sure they actually remove a section of the tube and cauterize the ends not just snip it and stitch. There's still a chance it'll heal itself even if they do that but odds are much lower.

[runamonk]

Make sure they actually remove a section of the tube and cauterize the ends not just snip it and stitch. There's still a chance it'll heal itself even if they do that but odds are much lower.

Correct.

[kaharthemad]

it aint that big of a deal.

Easy surgery
The only thing you want to check is to make sure the doc doing it does not have the DT's, shakes or parkinsons disease. Check his hands before he gets down there with Gorky and the boys.

[runamonk]

lmao Gorky?

[Gargamellow]

omg kahar that gave me some interesting visuals

[Jay]

I got my tubes tied 7 1/2 years ago. And it was my mother who talked me into it, not my boyfriend.

p.s. I regret it.

Thank you.

[kaharthemad]

lmao Gorky?

Ok story time....

Back when I was in the service the corpman would come around to everyone before we pulled into port and hand out rubbers. There was a kid that decided his dick was too golden for them and he would never get a disease.

Well we pulled into Puerto Rico for 2 weeks of sun, fun, booze, and women. Doc of course goes around handing out his condoms. Of course ole stevie decides not to partake of them, again.

Well 2 weekes go by and of course ole Steve has his share of wine women and song. We are a day out and someone goes and wakes Steve from his rack for his shift. Breakfast is going on so alot of us were on the mess decks eating. Now remember the Clamydia virus takes a day or so to stew up nicely..

Steve goes to the head for a healthy piss and we can hear him screaming....a ear shattering scream the wakes the 3rd shifters from their rack and scares the shit out of the sonarmen.

Doc in a flight of panic grabs his bag and heads down to the Head/Shower area certain he will find someone dead, and if not dead, atleast dismembered. Out staggers Steve from the bathroom pale as a sheet and beaded with sweat. He looks the Corpman in the eye and he says the words that to this day give me a chuckle...."Doc....Gorky's got the sniffles."

That is the story of gorky.

[Gaazy]

[Bodin]

They puncture a hole in each side of your testicles.

That comment made me sqirm in my seat No matter if it is a smaller cut/hole than the other method.

...."Doc....Gorky's got the sniffles."

Bahahaha awesome.

[Gargamellow]

jay = fagboss

[runamonk]

LOL, now that's a great story that ol' Steve here in the office will dig. He used to be in the navy haha.

[10sun]

For some reason, I can imagine the story of Vaelie going to the doctor.

The doctor saying, now we've got to shave your balls, and then Vaelie lifting up his gown in a rush of pride saying that its already been done!

Odd.

[runamonk]

I do keep my nuts shaved.

[10sun]

I think we all know that as a fact.

[runamonk]

I likes em clean and soft. Plus when it's cold out they look like a giant walnut.

[Gargamellow]

[Narrock]

I likes em clean and soft. Plus when it's cold out they look like a giant walnut.

[Martrae]

[leah]

that made my day hehe

male hairiness is really tiresome sometimes, but i suppose i'm indifferent.

[Darcler]

Oh my, first real "lol" of the day. Thank you both, Vael and Kahar

[Tossica]

blade + balls = NO!