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Ganzo wrote:Ok Kizzy, you are floring expert and great saleswoman, and pergo made out of 4 layers of cardbord


I never said that, I said laminate flooring has four layers, I didnt say 4 layers of cardboard, way to get all bent out of shape.
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He's not the one who got bent out of shape.
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I want a visit from someone on NT, it's been a while.
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5 years ago a guy I dated did almost the same thing...what is it with guys and peeing on laundry?


My old ladies mincher pinscher has a fetish for that. It's like Downy marks the spot to mark his spot.
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araby wrote:I want a visit from someone on NT, it's been a while.


I'll be in Chattaboogie, TN January 19th-22nd... how close is that?
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it's like seven-ten hours I think.
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uh lets see today, I looked at payroll for Novemeber for god knows how long as I was half asleep and couldnt focus on the 8 sized font with 400 names on it. Then I watched the big leboski for a while, quickly followed by having to fire someone that didnt work ( irony inserted here ). Then I ate a salad. That was really the jist of my day
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oh hell speakin of piss stories then... One of my old roommates got drunk while we were visiting some friends at another college and he got wasted and went home with some whore from the bar. Well, halfway through th enight he got up and went into her roommates room and pissed on her and her boyfriend, then got his ass whipped like none other. funny. Teehee.
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5 years ago a guy I dated did almost the same thing...what is it with guys and peeing on laundry?


I told him the next day. He thought it was pretty funny.
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guys come see me and brinstar!!!111one
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Notice she made no mention of Josh. She doesn't love him.
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i can't win with you people hehe

either i mention him and get filleted for talking about mister boyfriend too much, or i don't mention him and not only does someone else end up bringing him up anyway, but now i don't love him.

*jumps off a cliff* *dies*
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leah wrote:i can't win with you people hehe

either i mention him and get filleted for talking about mister boyfriend too much, or i don't mention him and not only does someone else end up bringing him up anyway, but now i don't love him.

*jumps off a cliff* *dies*


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Are you calling him Mr. boyfriend all the time to make him sound older?
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leah wrote:i can't win with you people hehe

either i mention him and get filleted for talking about mister boyfriend too much, or i don't mention him and not only does someone else end up bringing him up anyway, but now i don't love him.

*jumps off a cliff* *dies*


They all want to fuck you Leah so they make these "witty" jokes about your boyfriend.

It's like nerd flirting.
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I wanna do you like when Luk Skywalker takes the final shot into the center of the deathstar.
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/blog

Got in promptly at 6:30am.
ate some coffee cake at my desk.
sent out a very simple email to someone who doesn't understand how to read and open an Excel spreadsheet.
reviewed the current cycle count process with the helpers.
went to a strip club for an hour lunch with some of the guys.
forgot to get lunch.
got a beer.
got another beer.
and another.
and one more for the road.
got driven back to my office only to walk onto the warehouse floor to see two guys standing over a forklift with a significant amount of smoke coming out of it.
got everybody to move away from it while I shut it off and disconnected the battery.
pushed it outside with another truck.
called up the Crown maintenance guy.
shut the door and walked back to my office.
reviewed the numbers for an outside warehousing company's inventory list and it's comparison to what our system is saying they have.
sat around and bullshitted for a couple hours about an upcoming analysis I'm going to put together regarding waste management systems and possibilities of moving to a slipsheet only shipping facility instead of shipping on pallets.
left around 5pm.
now I have a headache ><
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I think Mr. Boyfriend is a cool nickname for said young feller.
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I did nerd stuff today. Shit, I do nerd stuff every day.
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I wanna do you like when Luke Skywalker takes the final shot into the center of the deathstar.

Going to use the Force, Luke?
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Gargamellow wrote:
I wanna do you like when Luke Skywalker takes the final shot into the center of the deathstar.

Going to use the Force, Luke?


Tips:

A) Don't use Star Wars references around women.
B) If you must use Star Wars references, avoid calling them the Death Star.
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I could see myself being the death star.
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10sun wrote:
Gargamellow wrote:
I wanna do you like when Luke Skywalker takes the final shot into the center of the deathstar.

Going to use the Force, Luke?


Tips:

A) Don't use Star Wars references around women.
B) If you must use Star Wars references, avoid calling them the Death Star.


Sarcasm in reference to nerd flirting sir. I know irl when I'm trying to spit game I talk about D&D instead.
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araby wrote:I could see myself being the death star.



Hot.
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Post by Narrock »

Had 2 deliveries in Fresno last night. What an armpit that city is. :ugh:
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