uh lets see today, I looked at payroll for Novemeber for god knows how long as I was half asleep and couldnt focus on the 8 sized font with 400 names on it. Then I watched the big leboski for a while, quickly followed by having to fire someone that didnt work ( irony inserted here ). Then I ate a salad. That was really the jist of my day
oh hell speakin of piss stories then... One of my old roommates got drunk while we were visiting some friends at another college and he got wasted and went home with some whore from the bar. Well, halfway through th enight he got up and went into her roommates room and pissed on her and her boyfriend, then got his ass whipped like none other. funny. Teehee.
either i mention him and get filleted for talking about mister boyfriend too much, or i don't mention him and not only does someone else end up bringing him up anyway, but now i don't love him.
either i mention him and get filleted for talking about mister boyfriend too much, or i don't mention him and not only does someone else end up bringing him up anyway, but now i don't love him.
*jumps off a cliff* *dies*
“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
either i mention him and get filleted for talking about mister boyfriend too much, or i don't mention him and not only does someone else end up bringing him up anyway, but now i don't love him.
*jumps off a cliff* *dies*
They all want to fuck you Leah so they make these "witty" jokes about your boyfriend.
Got in promptly at 6:30am.
ate some coffee cake at my desk.
sent out a very simple email to someone who doesn't understand how to read and open an Excel spreadsheet.
reviewed the current cycle count process with the helpers.
went to a strip club for an hour lunch with some of the guys.
forgot to get lunch.
got a beer.
got another beer.
and another.
and one more for the road.
got driven back to my office only to walk onto the warehouse floor to see two guys standing over a forklift with a significant amount of smoke coming out of it.
got everybody to move away from it while I shut it off and disconnected the battery.
pushed it outside with another truck.
called up the Crown maintenance guy.
shut the door and walked back to my office.
reviewed the numbers for an outside warehousing company's inventory list and it's comparison to what our system is saying they have.
sat around and bullshitted for a couple hours about an upcoming analysis I'm going to put together regarding waste management systems and possibilities of moving to a slipsheet only shipping facility instead of shipping on pallets.
left around 5pm.
now I have a headache ><