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How many people have you slept with?

I'm a virgin
5
15%
1-5
9
27%
6-10
7
21%
11-15
2
6%
16-20
3
9%
21-Paul/Xaiveir Status
7
21%
 
Total votes : 33

Postby Darcler » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:49 pm

Well, sort of. Mrs. Yarborough paid $5,000 (£2,860) to a cosmetic surgeon to stitch her hymen back together so she could “lose her virginity” all over again and her husband would have that thrilling conquest at the grand age of 40.


They had penetrated...she just surgically had her hymen restored. Fucking waste of money.
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Postby Dylan » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:49 pm

Nasty.
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Postby Xaiveir » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:52 pm

Post vids...we will make a poll....we will judge from there.


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Postby Darcler » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:53 pm

Thank you!
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Postby Martrae » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:53 pm

Gargamellow wrote:LOL

mart you are beyond cool for not flipping out on me for that joke

rules:

no rules


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Postby Phlegm » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:08 pm

Darcler wrote:I'm a virgin.


me too.
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Postby Phlegm » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:12 pm

leah wrote:oh for crying out loud, people, you know what i mean. just be honest.

(also, before anyone jumps down my throat for not 'fessing up: 7)



Is that 7 all male or did you have some lesbian sex?
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Postby Zanchief » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:16 pm

So the rule of 3 means Leah slept with 21 guys? Kind of a slut if you ask me.
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Postby araby » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:21 pm

it is such a secret place...
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Postby leah » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:50 pm

nope, just 7, all male. hopefully lucky number 7 is the last one, too.
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Postby brinstar » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:09 pm

araby wrote:it is such a secret place...


...the land of tears.
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Postby araby » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:10 pm

brinstar wrote:
araby wrote:it is such a secret place...


...the land of tears.


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Postby Tae-Bo » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:11 pm

i havebnt been laid in a long time guys
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Postby Zanchief » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:15 pm

You might want to extrapolate a correlation from when you picked up MTG again~
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Postby The Kizzy » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:35 pm

124,203,490
Zanchief wrote:
Harrison wrote:I'm not dead


Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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Postby Harrison » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:41 pm

There are not 4 other fucking virgins on this board (pun intended).
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Postby Martrae » Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:53 pm

I'm a virgin!

somewhere in time....
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Postby Mop » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:24 pm

4 people~ go me.
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Postby Narrock » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:26 pm

Mop wrote:4 people~ go me.


x the amount of people those 4 have been with...
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Postby Mop » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:28 pm

I dont count =/
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Postby Narrock » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:29 pm

Mop wrote:I dont count =/


:lol:
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Postby Phlegm » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:49 pm

Harrison wrote:There are not 4 other fucking virgins on this board (pun intended).



Darcler wrote:I am still holding firm that I am virginal.



Me too.
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