Sidle up to the bar (Lightly Moderated)
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Darcler
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by Darcler » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:49 pm
Well, sort of. Mrs. Yarborough paid $5,000 (£2,860) to a cosmetic surgeon to stitch her hymen back together so she could “lose her virginity” all over again and her husband would have that thrilling conquest at the grand age of 40.
They had penetrated...she just surgically had her hymen restored. Fucking waste of money.
Dylan
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by Dylan » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:49 pm
Nasty.
Xaiveir
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by Xaiveir » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:52 pm
Post vids...we will make a poll....we will judge from there.
(Happy sorry it took me so long to get the typical response posted)
Why fight it, i am a Man Whore!
Darcler
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by Darcler » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:53 pm
Thank you!
Martrae
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by Martrae » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:53 pm
Gargamellow wrote: LOL mart you are beyond cool for not flipping out on me for that joke rules: no rules
I'm beyond cool for many things!
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
Phlegm
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by Phlegm » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:08 pm
Darcler wrote: I'm a virgin.
me too.
Phlegm
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by Phlegm » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:12 pm
leah wrote: oh for crying out loud, people, you know what i mean. just be honest. (also, before anyone jumps down my throat for not 'fessing up: 7)
Is that 7 all male or did you have some lesbian sex?
Zanchief
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by Zanchief » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:16 pm
So the rule of 3 means Leah slept with 21 guys? Kind of a slut if you ask me.
araby
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by araby » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:21 pm
it is such a secret place...
leah
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by leah » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:50 pm
nope, just 7, all male. hopefully lucky number 7 is the last one, too.
lolz
brinstar
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by brinstar » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:09 pm
araby wrote: it is such a secret place...
...the land of tears.
compost the rich
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by araby » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:10 pm
brinstar wrote: araby wrote: it is such a secret place...
...the land of tears.
^_^
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by Tae-Bo » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:11 pm
i havebnt been laid in a long time guys
Chances are very good that you've never touched Linux a day in your pathetic life.
Zanchief
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by Zanchief » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:15 pm
You might want to extrapolate a correlation from when you picked up MTG again~
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by The Kizzy » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:35 pm
124,203,490
Zanchief wrote: Harrison wrote: I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
Harrison
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by Harrison » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:41 pm
There are not 4 other fucking virgins on this board (pun intended).
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Martrae
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by Martrae » Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:53 pm
I'm a virgin!
somewhere in time....
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Mop
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by Mop » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:24 pm
4 people~ go me.
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by Narrock » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:26 pm
Mop wrote: 4 people~ go me.
x the amount of people those 4 have been with...
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by Mop » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:28 pm
I dont count =/
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by Narrock » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:29 pm
Mop wrote: I dont count =/
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Phlegm
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by Phlegm » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:49 pm
Harrison wrote: There are not 4 other fucking virgins on this board (pun intended).
Darcler wrote: I am still holding firm that I am virginal.
Me too.