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Postby Gaazy » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:33 am

fucking hate christmas, everyone is too happy..
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Postby leah » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:37 am

i would wish to be content . . . with how i look, what i have, where i live, etc. just plain happy, y'know? not always thinking "man i wish i had a jiggle-free body" or "man i wish i didn't live across the parking lot from a meth lab"
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Postby Gaazy » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:44 am

when I was in school I lived across the street from a crackhouse, and there was also one in the alley, was so fun to get drunk and sit on the roof and watch the crackheads skitter out of no where and go knockin on the door haha. One had hookers in it too and it was fun to watch people buy them too, we actually caught one of our good buddies pickin one of em up haha
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Postby Jay » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:58 am

leah wrote:i would wish to be content . . . with how i look, what i have, where i live, etc. just plain happy, y'know? not always thinking "man i wish i had a jiggle-free body" or "man i wish i didn't live across the parking lot from a meth lab"


I think that's the inner fat chick talking. You look fine.
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Postby kaharthemad » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:00 am

I would wish that every time I reached into my pocket to by something I would always come up with the exact amount.
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Postby Gargamellow » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:40 am

just an FYI leah..a little jiggle is a turn on
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Postby leah » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:46 am

hahaha i bet a lot of the guys here are going to beg to differ. :P
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Postby kaharthemad » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:47 am

Leah i have seen pics of you...and if I was not married I would definently be trying to hook up...
I frankly think women spend too much time trying to decide how they should look and worrying about their looks and not enough time laughing, jumping on trampolines, and basically enjoying life.
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Postby leah » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:58 am

that's all well and good, and i am very flattered, but seriously? jay has a point. it most certainly is the inner fat girl talking--but unfortunately that fat girl left her mark on a lot of me, making me not as confident in my unclothed looks as i would like to be. :\
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Postby Gargamellow » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:06 pm

that's ok leah..it takes time to overcome the stress that is bought on by spending time overweight

it is sad that this country demands so much from people as far as looks are concerned....

p.s. i bet the guys on this board would love to see you ass up in their beds so they can slap yer jiggle-butt and wathc it go
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Postby Phlegm » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:13 pm

Gargamellow wrote:p.s. i bet the guys on this board would love to see you ass up in their beds so they can slap yer jiggle-butt and wathc it go


Are you calling Leah a fat ass?
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Postby leah » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:16 pm

/shrug
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Postby Gargamellow » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:18 pm

leah..don't listen when people twist the truth
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Postby Darcler » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:29 pm

I think leah looks fine. Dont listen to that inner fat girl.

I'm pretty happy with myself. I know I could stand to loose a little(heh lot) weight, but I am not putting that high on my priority list. Gid claims he likes me naked, I like me naked and thats all that really matters.

When you slap my ass, it's hypnotic. Like a lavalamp.
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Postby Gargamellow » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:30 pm

When you slap my ass, it's hypnotic. Like a lavalamp.

I think this is sig material.
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Postby leah » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:38 pm

i don't think joshua cares either way. it's not so much that i wish i looked better for his--or anyone else's--sake, i just wish i was content with how i look, because isn't that really all that matters?
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Postby Darcler » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:38 pm

I think it would be fitting if Mark used it, seeing as I have 2 about his ass.
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Postby Gargamellow » Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:41 pm

LOL I never noticed
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Postby Gypsiyee » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:05 pm

Darcler wrote:I think leah looks fine. Dont listen to that inner fat girl.


Gonna go ahead and reiterate again in Leah's defense because I think we can both say it til the cows come home, but no one will ever know unless they've been there - you can't just tell the inner fat girl to shut up, when you've been 200+ pounds and you've lost 40-60 of it and fluctuated between the last little bit that you want to lose, it's impossible to just look in the mirror and not see what you always saw when you were bigger. It's always an uphill battle - you can tell a girl how hot she is the way she is and in a situation like that, she's never going to believe you until she sees it when she looks at herself. It's one of the rare situations where a woman truly isn't fishing for compliments and honestly just disagrees with you.
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Postby Darcler » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:06 pm

Gypsiyee wrote:
Darcler wrote:I think leah looks fine. Dont listen to that inner fat girl.


Gonna go ahead and reiterate again in Leah's defense because I think we can both say it til the cows come home, but no one will ever know unless they've been there - you can't just tell the inner fat girl to shut up, when you've been 200+ pounds and you've lost 40-60 of it and fluctuated between the last little bit that you want to lose, it's impossible to just look in the mirror and not see what you always saw when you were bigger. It's always an uphill battle - you can tell a girl how hot she is the way she is and in a situation like that, she's never going to believe you until she sees it when she looks at herself. It's one of the rare situations where a woman truly isn't fishing for compliments and honestly just disagrees with you.

Oh, I know what yall mean. Youre talking about fat girls to a fat girl.
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Postby Gargamellow » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:09 pm

ok..here is a fat girl

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Postby kaharthemad » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:10 pm

oh sweet jesus on a fudgepop....thats just nasty...im mean really thats beyond just gross..thats dinty moore beef strew nasty.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:10 pm

No, that's obese.

I never said I was obese or to the point where I cannot function for myself, like that lady. I'm just saying that it's a matter of self perception, and there's no way anyone else can alter your self perception.
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Postby Gargamellow » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:12 pm

I agree with you completely there.

Leah must first realize that she is a beautiful girl, inside and out, if she wants to be able to look in the mirrior and see what everyone else sees.
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Postby Darcler » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:12 pm

Dude garg, you said you wouldnt :(
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