Vesectomy & Womens Birth Control

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:17 pm

ya well she hasn't been able to lose any of the weight in a whole year..so i wouldn't reccommend that thing to any girl who cares about her weight

you remember when we were all teenagers who could get away with using rubbers?

ok maybe that was just me

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:20 pm

I rarely used condoms. I used the pull and pray method. Worked until I met Gid =/

leah · Post by **leah** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:20 pm

hehe pull & pray

(amen)

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:21 pm

HAHAHAH LEAH IS PREGNANT

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:22 pm

LOLOL

I used a condom every time. I had a cousin and my sister who got pregnant early and I had no interest in having children. I actually wanted to be a singer. MTV, the whole nine yards.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:23 pm

Getting pregnant was never on my mind.
Until I actually got pregnant.

HAY LEAH IS IT A BOI OR GURL?

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:23 pm

Gargamellow wrote:I got my tubes tied 7 1/2 years ago. And it was my mother who talked me into it, not my boyfriend.

p.s. I regret it.

I guess she kinda owed us one since she gave birth to you and all.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:24 pm

you are such an idiot.....

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:25 pm

Darcler wrote:For some people.
I seem to always have that "rare" side effect. Like complete loss of appetite and (I think) hallucinations on my happy pill, no weight gain or mood swings on depo.
If you want low hormone and light period and a weight neutral birth control, ask about Minera (Mirena?). It's an implanted birth control that lasts 3 years, I think. That's my next choice after my depo shot this week.
I dont trust the patch, I forget pills, and I am not sticking my fingers all the way up my hooha for nonpleasurable purposes to put birth control up there myself. So implanted BC is a good choice for me

I have an ex who used that and it worked quite well actually.

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:27 pm

My wife turned into a total twat when she was on BC. She cannot take anything with hormones in it, it just throws her whole system out of wack. So for a long time it was the pull out and aim method which is like playing craps and very irresponsible and boy were we lucky to not strike it rich. I love kids and I love my niece and nephew but we've discovered that if we had even one kid who is as hyper as I am/was she would probably kill herself and cut off my penis. LOL

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:30 pm

Minera/Mirena (I'll look it up later) has loooow hormones. But since youre fixed, I guess she doesnt need anything

leah · Post by **leah** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:33 pm

ughghhghhhh jesus christ people

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:35 pm

lol twat..haven't heard that one in a while

Post by **Martrae** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:42 pm

Depo put me into a depression. I also kept spotting all the time...sucked.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:44 pm

leah wrote:hehe pull & pray

(amen)

Sow your wild oats on Saturday. On Sunday pray for crop failure.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:49 pm

thats cute

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:53 pm

LOL that was a good one man:)

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:19 pm

so uh....runamok?

Did the doc tell you about not haning any sex for 6 weeks? Did he schedule a followup visit?

If he did, did he mention the little side note about having to pitch into a cup?

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:32 pm

I don't need a follow up. I have three cups at home for testing purposes. I've been instructed to masturbate and ejaculate into one of them at 8 weeks for testing.

It should take about 20 - 25 ejaculations before I'm shootin blanks.

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:32 pm

hee hee, I said masturbate.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:33 pm

yeah they asked if I would come back...I said no unless the receptionist was gonna help.

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:34 pm

runamonk wrote:I don't need a follow up. I have three cups at home for testing purposes. I've been instructed to masturbate and ejaculate into one of them at 8 weeks for testing.

It should take about 20 - 25 ejaculations before I'm shootin blanks.

So you should be good to go about now :rofl:

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:34 pm

hahaha

I really really wanted to say "I'm sorry but I cannot masturbate, it's against my religion." but I didn't , I took it all serious and shit.

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:38 pm

LOL not yet, I've got a few more to go. =P

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:57 pm

Gargamellow wrote:ya well she hasn't been able to lose any of the weight in a whole year..so i wouldn't reccommend that thing to any girl who cares about her weight

you remember when we were all teenagers who could get away with using rubbers?

ok maybe that was just me

The IUD (Mirena, at least) is one of the only birth controls that has 0 weight gain/loss attached to it. If it's Mirena she's on, I highly doubt it has anything to do with her lack of ability to lose weight.

Mirena lasts 5 years btw Darc, the copper one lasts up to 12. And the real beauty of Mirena, after 6 months something like 3 out of 5 women stop having their period entirely until the thing is removed =p Now that, thats something to celebrate ! Oh and Darc, the bleeding thing is similar to if you're just starting bc kinda like Seasonale where you skip the sugar pills at the end of each month and go straight to the next packet.. it's just very minimal breakthrough bleeding, not a period