Mac's have some amusing anti-theft protection

[Arlos]

Laptop thief gets owned, highly amusing.

http://orbicule.com/undercover/recovery.html

-Arlos

[Durothil Skyreaver]

Playing Wow.

It figures.

[Jay]

Ok arlos we get it. You hate black people. Stop spreading your hatred.

[Markarado]

That's actually pretty cool.

[Tikker]

Ok arlos we get it. You hate black people. Stop spreading your hatred.

I kind of expected it to be some latte drinking yuppie wannabe that had stolen it, heh

[Evermore]

notice the pic of the dude. It looks like he is on the toilet.

[Tikker]

I saw that too

[Tacks]

He's definately on the shitter. And what is with the 204802805024985 program icons at the bottom lolz.

[Jay]

Ok arlos we get it. You hate black people. Stop spreading your hatred.

I kind of expected it to be some latte drinking yuppie wannabe that had stolen it, heh

I read that, thought "Wtf Tikker you ass" and then took a sip of my latte and said, "Shit nm."

[Jay]

And what exactly is a yuppie and why are they associated with cool gadgetry like laptops, iPods and BlackBerrys?

[Tikker]

And what exactly is a yuppie and why are they associated with cool gadgetry like laptops, iPods and BlackBerrys?

eh, you honestly don't know what a yuppie is?

they were a product of the 80's

stands for Young Urban Professional, generally single, no kids, good job, makes lots of money and buys shit like BMW's, iPods, laptops etc etc

[Xaiveir]

Now that the thief has removed most personal files from the Mac, he starts playing games (see below) and watching porn (not shown here).

Damn it...was hoping for some screen shots of the pR0n!

[Jay]

And what exactly is a yuppie and why are they associated with cool gadgetry like laptops, iPods and BlackBerrys?

eh, you honestly don't know what a yuppie is?

they were a product of the 80's

stands for Young Urban Professional, generally single, no kids, good job, makes lots of money and buys shit like BMW's, iPods, laptops etc etc

[Jennay]

Check oiut that guy's nostrils!!! They are FLARING

[Tikker]

And what exactly is a yuppie and why are they associated with cool gadgetry like laptops, iPods and BlackBerrys?

eh, you honestly don't know what a yuppie is?

they were a product of the 80's

stands for Young Urban Professional, generally single, no kids, good job, makes lots of money and buys shit like BMW's, iPods, laptops etc etc

[Jay]

And what exactly is a yuppie and why are they associated with cool gadgetry like laptops, iPods and BlackBerrys?

eh, you honestly don't know what a yuppie is?

they were a product of the 80's

stands for Young Urban Professional, generally single, no kids, good job, makes lots of money and buys shit like BMW's, iPods, laptops etc etc

Hmm, what the hell. I actually typed something there. Anyways, I said. yeah I figured it was something along those lines I just didn't know where the term yuppie originated from.

[Tikker]

you're too young, hoho~

if you ask evermore nice, he can tell you about beatniks

[Juls]

whoohoo thats why i love my macbook

[Jay]

Hello Mr. Evermore. Would you please graciously enlighten me on the social class known as the beatnik? Thank you sir.

[Markarado]

I doubt the anti-theft program would work very well for you in Malaysia.. sorry Juls~!

[The Kizzy]

Why Markado? Is it because all Malaysians look alike?

Ok stupid girl question. Is this for real? I mean, comeone, a camera inside the monitor? Seems kind of unrealistic to me.

[Markarado]

The new Vaio's have built in camera's as well.

[Martrae]

You have to pay for the recovery software and I'd imagine there's a monthly or yearly fee involved too. It doesn't just come standard with a Mac.

[Trielelvan]

Why Markado? Is it because all Malaysians look alike?

Ok stupid girl question. Is this for real? I mean, comeone, a camera inside the monitor? Seems kind of unrealistic to me.

Our laptop has a built-in camera at the top of the monitor. It's actually a better quality one than the Logitech ClickSmart 510 and the QuickCam Pro 5000.

[kaharthemad]

Our laptop has a built-in camera at the top of the monitor.

I know..I was watching you surf naked last night