Mac's have some amusing anti-theft protection

Post by **Arlos** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:30 pm

Laptop thief gets owned, highly amusing.

http://orbicule.com/undercover/recovery.html

-Arlos

Durothil Skyreaver · Post by **Durothil Skyreaver** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:37 pm

Playing Wow.

It figures.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:15 pm

Ok arlos we get it. You hate black people. Stop spreading your hatred.

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:21 pm

That's actually pretty cool.

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:02 am

Jay wrote:Ok arlos we get it. You hate black people. Stop spreading your hatred.

I kind of expected it to be some latte drinking yuppie wannabe that had stolen it, heh

Evermore · Post by **Evermore** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:34 am

notice the pic of the dude. It looks like he is on the toilet.

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:59 am

I saw that too

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:13 am

He's definately on the shitter. And what is with the 204802805024985 program icons at the bottom lolz.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:12 am

Tikker wrote:
Jay wrote:Ok arlos we get it. You hate black people. Stop spreading your hatred.

I kind of expected it to be some latte drinking yuppie wannabe that had stolen it, heh

I read that, thought "Wtf Tikker you ass" and then took a sip of my latte and said, "Shit nm."

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:33 am

And what exactly is a yuppie and why are they associated with cool gadgetry like laptops, iPods and BlackBerrys?

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:44 am

Jay wrote:And what exactly is a yuppie and why are they associated with cool gadgetry like laptops, iPods and BlackBerrys?

eh, you honestly don't know what a yuppie is?

they were a product of the 80's

stands for Young Urban Professional, generally single, no kids, good job, makes lots of money and buys shit like BMW's, iPods, laptops etc etc

Xaiveir · Post by **Xaiveir** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:49 am

Now that the thief has removed most personal files from the Mac, he starts playing games (see below) and watching porn (not shown here).

Damn it...was hoping for some screen shots of the pR0n!

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:06 pm

Tikker wrote:
Jay wrote:And what exactly is a yuppie and why are they associated with cool gadgetry like laptops, iPods and BlackBerrys?

eh, you honestly don't know what a yuppie is?

they were a product of the 80's

stands for Young Urban Professional, generally single, no kids, good job, makes lots of money and buys shit like BMW's, iPods, laptops etc etc

Jennay · Post by **Jennay** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:20 pm

Check oiut that guy's nostrils!!! They are FLARING

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:04 pm

Jay wrote:
Tikker wrote:
Jay wrote:And what exactly is a yuppie and why are they associated with cool gadgetry like laptops, iPods and BlackBerrys?

eh, you honestly don't know what a yuppie is?

they were a product of the 80's

stands for Young Urban Professional, generally single, no kids, good job, makes lots of money and buys shit like BMW's, iPods, laptops etc etc

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:12 pm

Tikker wrote:
Jay wrote:
Tikker wrote:
Jay wrote:And what exactly is a yuppie and why are they associated with cool gadgetry like laptops, iPods and BlackBerrys?

eh, you honestly don't know what a yuppie is?

they were a product of the 80's

stands for Young Urban Professional, generally single, no kids, good job, makes lots of money and buys shit like BMW's, iPods, laptops etc etc

Hmm, what the hell. I actually typed something there. Anyways, I said. yeah I figured it was something along those lines I just didn't know where the term yuppie originated from.

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:07 pm

you're too young, hoho~

if you ask evermore nice, he can tell you about beatniks

Juls · Post by **Juls** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:32 pm

whoohoo thats why i love my macbook

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:13 pm

Hello Mr. Evermore. Would you please graciously enlighten me on the social class known as the beatnik? Thank you sir.

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:02 pm

I doubt the anti-theft program would work very well for you in Malaysia.. sorry Juls~!

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:22 pm

Why Markado? Is it because all Malaysians look alike?

Ok stupid girl question. Is this for real? I mean, comeone, a camera inside the monitor? Seems kind of unrealistic to me.

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:31 pm

The new Vaio's have built in camera's as well.

Post by **Martrae** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:14 am

You have to pay for the recovery software and I'd imagine there's a monthly or yearly fee involved too. It doesn't just come standard with a Mac.

Trielelvan · Post by **Trielelvan** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:53 am

The Kizzy wrote:Why Markado? Is it because all Malaysians look alike?

Ok stupid girl question. Is this for real? I mean, comeone, a camera inside the monitor? Seems kind of unrealistic to me.

Our laptop has a built-in camera at the top of the monitor. It's actually a better quality one than the Logitech ClickSmart 510 and the QuickCam Pro 5000.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:41 am

Trielelvan wrote:Our laptop has a built-in camera at the top of the monitor.

I know..I was watching you surf naked last night