To be Six again

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To be Six again

Postby kaharthemad » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:18 pm

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning
back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was
not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a
day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of
Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear,
what was it like being six again?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

I meant my Dress Size, you dumbass!!

The moral of the story : Even when a man is listening, he is going to
get it wrong.
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Postby Jay » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:07 pm

Man, Mart Ray's a bitch.
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Postby Tikker » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:06 pm

that's so fucking true it's not even funny
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Re: To be Six again

Postby Trielelvan » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:06 pm

kaharthemad wrote:The moral of the story : Even when a man is listening, he is going to
get it wrong.

QFT

but you get bonus points in bed for making the effort ;)
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Postby kaharthemad » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:14 pm

Ok..but wont martrae find out if im in bed with you? btw I like screamers... be prepared.
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Postby Arlos » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:18 pm

Well, now she will, you fool! You should've PM'ed!

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Postby Martrae » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:52 pm

:eyecrazy:
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
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Postby Xaiveir » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:01 pm

Martrae wrote::eyecrazy:



Oh shit...she found out! Hide!
Why fight it, i am a Man Whore!
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Postby Martrae » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:07 pm

I really just wanted a reason to use that emoticon. :angel:
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Postby Trielelvan » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:08 pm

Martrae wrote::eyecrazy:

Oh snap

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Postby Gargamellow » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:44 pm

charming story:P
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Postby Martrae » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:51 pm

Trielelvan wrote:
Martrae wrote::eyecrazy:

Oh snap

:burnout:


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Postby Dylan » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:06 pm

What kind of dumbshit woman says "I wish I was 6 again" Instead of "I wish I was a 6 again"
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Postby Martrae » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:08 am

She probably did and her hub was a bit deaf, too!
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Postby Dylan » Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:39 pm

Then he wasn't really listening and the whole story is invalid.
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Postby The Kizzy » Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:27 pm

So this seamstress is walking along the riverbank, and her thimble falls into the water. She starts crying, and God comes down and asks her what is wrong. She tells him that her husband works very hard and they still can not make ends meet, so she sews on the side for extra cash. Now that she has lost her thimble, and they can not afford another one, they are doomed. So God dives into the river and comes out with a gold thimble encrusted with diamonds, and says "Is this your thimble?" The woman says no. God dives in again and comes out with a platinum thimble encrusted in rubies. He asks her "Is this your thimble?" The woman says no. God goes back in to the water and comes out with an old beaten up leather thimble and asks her "Is this your thimble?" The woman says yes, and God said because she was so honest, she could keep all three thimbles.

Twenty years later the woman and her husband are walking by the same river bank, when her husband falls in and after sometime does not surface. She starts freaking out and God comes down and asks her what happened. She explained after so many years together, she just couldn't live without him. So God once again goes into the water and comes out with Mel Gibson. He asks "Is this your husband?" To which she replies YES!!!! God asks her why she lied. She explained that if she would have said no to Mel Gibson, he would have brought up Tom Cruise, and when she said no to Tom Cruise, God would have brought up her husband, and because of her honesty God would have given her all three men, and at her age she just couldn't handle that. She would just settle for Mel Gibson.


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