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adult bed wetting

Postby Tae-Bo » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:25 am

has anyone had this happen before !?!?!?
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Postby Tikker » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:28 am

personally, no

old people do it tho
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Postby Evermore » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:36 am

thats why they make adult diapers
For you
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Postby Tae-Bo » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:40 am

why do they wet the bed... what is wrong with me/ i mean them
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Postby Trielelvan » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:41 am

that's not pee baby
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Postby Darcler » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:43 am

pee vs. ejaculate debate inc~
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Postby Gaazy » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:49 am

did you spill milk in the bed ??
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Postby Trielelvan » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:50 am

Darcler wrote:pee vs. ejaculate debate inc~

:popcorn:
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Postby Gargamellow » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:05 pm

i know two adult males who actually piss the bed from time to time


ironically, they both have sex with the same fat ugly whore

don't fuck fat ugly whores and you will be AOK
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Postby Phlegm » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:18 pm

Gargamellow wrote:i know two adult males who actually piss the bed from time to time


ironically, they both have sex with the same fat ugly whore

don't fuck fat ugly whores and you will be AOK



Gargamellow wrote:yep...two guys in 13 years..i am such a whore



Are they the same two guys?
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Postby kaharthemad » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:47 pm

Gargamellow wrote:i know two adult males who actually piss the bed from time to time




Umm you now know 3....glances at d duck
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Postby leah » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:40 pm

one time a couple of years ago after a night of partying i had a dream that i was trying to find a bathroom and couldn't and then finally did and it was such a relief but then i woke to find that i had peed my bed.

gogo drunkenness.
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Postby Zanchief » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:47 pm

I think you just shattered about 1000 nt fantasies with your pee story.

On the plus side you probably just gained a few new creepier ones.
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Postby leah » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:49 pm

hehehe ohnoz

whatev, i thought it was a funny story :P
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Postby Gaazy » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:57 pm

Holy shit I had the same dream except i pissed on my living room wall
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Postby Jay » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:18 pm

Zanchief wrote:I think you just shattered about 1000 nt fantasies with your pee story.

On the plus side you probably just gained a few new creepier ones.


Put me down for a few new creepier ones!
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Postby 10sun » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:52 pm

You know...

They used to call me Goldenshower...
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Postby Tossica » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:53 pm

It means you were molested when you were a kid.
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Postby leah » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:53 pm

gosh i would hope not
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Postby Juls » Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:13 pm

well there once was this sweedish guy that slept next to me.. he piss on the bed i wokehim and asked him wat it was he just mumbled and said he went swimming with this old guy 5 mins ago.

He was dreaming and wet the bed. When he woke up he told me he was sweating. Ruined my whole day but i KNOW he wasnt sweating cuz it was 16 degrees the airconditioning was on. I just shut up to keep his dignity in tack
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Postby Menlaan » Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:18 pm

I slept with a girl who wet her bed once. I woke her ass up, pulled her sheets off the bed and left right away. I don't remember the last time I pissed in my bed, but I have had roommates who pissed on other roommates...
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Postby Tae-Bo » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:10 pm

ok so last night i woke up in the middle of the night in mid-piss

needless to say i was shocked and appalled, i dont think ive done this since i was like 3 or 4

i was so distraught i called in sick to work this morning :~(
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Postby 10sun » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:39 pm

Get a prostate exam.
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Postby Tae-Bo » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:42 pm

is that the one where i get to have a hand stuck in my ass ?
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Postby Darcler » Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:05 pm

Yes, it's like Disney for you <3

I havent wet the bed since I was a kid.
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