Sidle up to the bar (Lightly Moderated)
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Tae-Bo
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by Tae-Bo » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:25 am
has anyone had this happen before !?!?!?
Tikker
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by Tikker » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:28 am
personally, no
old people do it tho
Evermore
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by Evermore » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:36 am
thats why they make adult diapers
For you
Tae-Bo
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by Tae-Bo » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:40 am
why do they wet the bed... what is wrong with me/ i mean them
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Trielelvan
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by Trielelvan » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:41 am
that's not pee baby
HyPhY GhEtTo MaMi wrote: GeT ofF mAh OvaRiEz
Darcler
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by Darcler » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:43 am
pee vs. ejaculate debate inc~
Gaazy
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by Gaazy » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:49 am
did you spill milk in the bed ??
Trielelvan
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by Trielelvan » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:50 am
Darcler wrote: pee vs. ejaculate debate inc~
HyPhY GhEtTo MaMi wrote: GeT ofF mAh OvaRiEz
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by Gargamellow » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:05 pm
i know two adult males who actually piss the bed from time to time
ironically, they both have sex with the same fat ugly whore
don't fuck fat ugly whores and you will be AOK
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by Phlegm » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:18 pm
Gargamellow wrote: i know two adult males who actually piss the bed from time to time ironically, they both have sex with the same fat ugly whore don't fuck fat ugly whores and you will be AOK
Gargamellow wrote: yep...two guys in 13 years..i am such a whore
Are they the same two guys?
kaharthemad
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by kaharthemad » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:47 pm
Gargamellow wrote: i know two adult males who actually piss the bed from time to time
Umm you now know 3....glances at d duck
leah
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by leah » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:40 pm
one time a couple of years ago after a night of partying i had a dream that i was trying to find a bathroom and couldn't and then finally did and it was such a relief but then i woke to find that i had peed my bed.
gogo drunkenness.
lolz
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by Zanchief » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:47 pm
I think you just shattered about 1000 nt fantasies with your pee story.
On the plus side you probably just gained a few new creepier ones.
leah
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by leah » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:49 pm
hehehe ohnoz
whatev, i thought it was a funny story :P
lolz
Gaazy
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by Gaazy » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:57 pm
Holy shit I had the same dream except i pissed on my living room wall
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by Jay » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:18 pm
Zanchief wrote: I think you just shattered about 1000 nt fantasies with your pee story. On the plus side you probably just gained a few new creepier ones.
Put me down for a few new creepier ones!
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by 10sun » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:52 pm
You know...
They used to call me Goldenshower...
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by Tossica » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:53 pm
It means you were molested when you were a kid.
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by leah » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:53 pm
gosh i would hope not
lolz
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by Juls » Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:13 pm
well there once was this sweedish guy that slept next to me.. he piss on the bed i wokehim and asked him wat it was he just mumbled and said he went swimming with this old guy 5 mins ago.
He was dreaming and wet the bed. When he woke up he told me he was sweating. Ruined my whole day but i KNOW he wasnt sweating cuz it was 16 degrees the airconditioning was on. I just shut up to keep his dignity in tack
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by Menlaan » Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:18 pm
I slept with a girl who wet her bed once. I woke her ass up, pulled her sheets off the bed and left right away. I don't remember the last time I pissed in my bed, but I have had roommates who pissed on other roommates...
Tae-Bo
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by Tae-Bo » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:10 pm
ok so last night i woke up in the middle of the night in mid-piss
needless to say i was shocked and appalled, i dont think ive done this since i was like 3 or 4
i was so distraught i called in sick to work this morning :~(
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by 10sun » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:39 pm
Get a prostate exam.
Tae-Bo
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by Tae-Bo » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:42 pm
is that the one where i get to have a hand stuck in my ass ?
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by Darcler » Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:05 pm
Yes, it's like Disney for you <3
I havent wet the bed since I was a kid.