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Yeah, what I'm talking about is also called Poor Man's Gravy. It really isn't a true gravy.
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the ghettoist of ghetto recipes I've ever seen-
filet mignon (half of what was eaten by someone at Outback-a coworker)
can corn
can green beans
hot dogs (one or two-whatever you have will work. chop them or whatever you prefer.)
in fact, put anything you have in your cabinets all together with the half-eaten filet in a skillet and heat it all up on med heat, stirring constantly. eat. it's called goulash, and the sexiest girl I have ever met in my life eats this. I saw her do it, laughing at herself the entire time, knowing it was the worst thing a sexy girl could do. she didn't care, haha. I had always heard of people eating goulash, and would have NEVER expected to see her do it.
filet mignon (half of what was eaten by someone at Outback-a coworker)
can corn
can green beans
hot dogs (one or two-whatever you have will work. chop them or whatever you prefer.)
in fact, put anything you have in your cabinets all together with the half-eaten filet in a skillet and heat it all up on med heat, stirring constantly. eat. it's called goulash, and the sexiest girl I have ever met in my life eats this. I saw her do it, laughing at herself the entire time, knowing it was the worst thing a sexy girl could do. she didn't care, haha. I had always heard of people eating goulash, and would have NEVER expected to see her do it.

Me too
One of my ex's used to take saltines and poor gravy from a jar over it. NASTY! One of the many reasons he's an ex.
One of my ex's used to take saltines and poor gravy from a jar over it. NASTY! One of the many reasons he's an ex.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
Martrae wrote:Me too
One of my ex's used to take saltines and poor gravy from a jar over it. NASTY! One of the many reasons he's an ex.
RIIIIGHT... the only reason why I dumped your ass was because you started cybering with Kahar. I'm glad it worked out for you guys. Really, I am.
“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
Narrock wrote:Martrae wrote:Me too
One of my ex's used to take saltines and poor gravy from a jar over it. NASTY! One of the many reasons he's an ex.
RIIIIGHT... the only reason why I dumped your ass was because you started cybering with Kahar. I'm glad it worked out for you guys. Really, I am.
LOL! that was outta nowhere
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Narrock wrote:Martrae wrote:Me too
One of my ex's used to take saltines and poor gravy from a jar over it. NASTY! One of the many reasons he's an ex.
RIIIIGHT... the only reason why I dumped your ass was because you started cybering with Kahar. I'm glad it worked out for you guys. Really, I am.
EWWWW...this mean you do that?
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
Narrock wrote:Martrae wrote:Me too
One of my ex's used to take saltines and poor gravy from a jar over it. NASTY! One of the many reasons he's an ex.
RIIIIGHT... the only reason why I dumped your ass was because you started cybering with Kahar. I'm glad it worked out for you guys. Really, I am.
I thought you broke up with her because she wouldn't pee on you?
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One of my exs used to love milk toast.
Gid eats packaged pie dough. He takes it out of the box, rolls it in a ball, pours some cinnamon/sugar into a bowl and breaks off dough pieces and dips them in sugar. Eats it raw. Yuck. Luckily that's the worst thing he does.
I'm a big Texture Queen. I wont eat oatmeal, grits, cottage cheese.. anything like that. I dont like soggy bread. I also dont like things to be eatten like they werent meant to be, like raw pie dough.
Gid eats packaged pie dough. He takes it out of the box, rolls it in a ball, pours some cinnamon/sugar into a bowl and breaks off dough pieces and dips them in sugar. Eats it raw. Yuck. Luckily that's the worst thing he does.
I'm a big Texture Queen. I wont eat oatmeal, grits, cottage cheese.. anything like that. I dont like soggy bread. I also dont like things to be eatten like they werent meant to be, like raw pie dough.
Martrae wrote:Narrock wrote:Martrae wrote:Me too
One of my ex's used to take saltines and poor gravy from a jar over it. NASTY! One of the many reasons he's an ex.
RIIIIGHT... the only reason why I dumped your ass was because you started cybering with Kahar. I'm glad it worked out for you guys. Really, I am.
EWWWW...this mean you do that?
The only thing I don't put gravy on is boobs.
“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
Darcler wrote:I'm a big Texture Queen. I wont eat oatmeal, grits, cottage cheese.. anything like that. I dont like soggy bread. I also dont like things to be eatten like they werent meant to be, like raw pie dough.
Bet you don't swallow, either.

Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
Narrock wrote:The only thing I don't put gravy on is boobs.
NASTY!
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
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Martrae wrote:Darcler wrote:I'm a big Texture Queen. I wont eat oatmeal, grits, cottage cheese.. anything like that. I dont like soggy bread. I also dont like things to be eatten like they werent meant to be, like raw pie dough.
Bet you don't swallow, either.
Oddly enough, I do swallow. I rather like it

Narrock wrote:Martrae wrote:Narrock wrote:Martrae wrote:Me too
One of my ex's used to take saltines and poor gravy from a jar over it. NASTY! One of the many reasons he's an ex.
RIIIIGHT... the only reason why I dumped your ass was because you started cybering with Kahar. I'm glad it worked out for you guys. Really, I am.
EWWWW...this mean you do that?
The only thing I don't put gravy on is boobs.
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leah wrote:[[hey brinstar, ignore this post]]
i don't really mind swallowing, either. better than keeping it in your mouth whilst searching for a place to spit. also, Boy likes it and it's definitely sexier than horking up a mouthful of spoo.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.



