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Postby leah » Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:18 am

lol seriously! it's really gross.
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Postby Tikker » Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:24 am

I'm thinking you've just never had good gravy

pork doesn't make great gravy (drippings yes, gravy no)

beef and turkey make fantastic gravy tho
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Postby leah » Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:38 am

i'm thinking i just really don't like gravy ;)
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Postby Martrae » Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:48 am

Yeah, what I'm talking about is also called Poor Man's Gravy. It really isn't a true gravy.
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Postby araby » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:23 am

the ghettoist of ghetto recipes I've ever seen-

filet mignon (half of what was eaten by someone at Outback-a coworker)
can corn
can green beans
hot dogs (one or two-whatever you have will work. chop them or whatever you prefer.)
in fact, put anything you have in your cabinets all together with the half-eaten filet in a skillet and heat it all up on med heat, stirring constantly. eat. it's called goulash, and the sexiest girl I have ever met in my life eats this. I saw her do it, laughing at herself the entire time, knowing it was the worst thing a sexy girl could do. she didn't care, haha. I had always heard of people eating goulash, and would have NEVER expected to see her do it.
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Postby Tikker » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:30 am

Durothil used to mix up a bowl of vinegar and parmesan cheese and eat it like porridge
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Postby Darcler » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:43 am

Tikker wrote:Durothil used to mix up a bowl of vinegar and parmesan cheese and eat it like porridge


I just threw up.
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Postby Martrae » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:47 am

Me too

One of my ex's used to take saltines and poor gravy from a jar over it. NASTY! One of the many reasons he's an ex.
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Postby Narrock » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:51 am

Martrae wrote:Me too

One of my ex's used to take saltines and poor gravy from a jar over it. NASTY! One of the many reasons he's an ex.


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Postby leah » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:52 am

Narrock wrote:
Martrae wrote:Me too

One of my ex's used to take saltines and poor gravy from a jar over it. NASTY! One of the many reasons he's an ex.


RIIIIGHT... the only reason why I dumped your ass was because you started cybering with Kahar. I'm glad it worked out for you guys. Really, I am.


LOL! that was outta nowhere
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Postby Martrae » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:54 am

Narrock wrote:
Martrae wrote:Me too

One of my ex's used to take saltines and poor gravy from a jar over it. NASTY! One of the many reasons he's an ex.


RIIIIGHT... the only reason why I dumped your ass was because you started cybering with Kahar. I'm glad it worked out for you guys. Really, I am.



EWWWW...this mean you do that?
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Postby Tikker » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:55 am

Narrock wrote:
Martrae wrote:Me too

One of my ex's used to take saltines and poor gravy from a jar over it. NASTY! One of the many reasons he's an ex.


RIIIIGHT... the only reason why I dumped your ass was because you started cybering with Kahar. I'm glad it worked out for you guys. Really, I am.


I thought you broke up with her because she wouldn't pee on you?
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Postby Darcler » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:55 am

One of my exs used to love milk toast. :puke:
Gid eats packaged pie dough. He takes it out of the box, rolls it in a ball, pours some cinnamon/sugar into a bowl and breaks off dough pieces and dips them in sugar. Eats it raw. Yuck. Luckily that's the worst thing he does.

I'm a big Texture Queen. I wont eat oatmeal, grits, cottage cheese.. anything like that. I dont like soggy bread. I also dont like things to be eatten like they werent meant to be, like raw pie dough.
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Postby Narrock » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:57 am

Martrae wrote:
Narrock wrote:
Martrae wrote:Me too

One of my ex's used to take saltines and poor gravy from a jar over it. NASTY! One of the many reasons he's an ex.


RIIIIGHT... the only reason why I dumped your ass was because you started cybering with Kahar. I'm glad it worked out for you guys. Really, I am.



EWWWW...this mean you do that?


The only thing I don't put gravy on is boobs.
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Postby Darcler » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:59 am

This isnt Mindia...someone hijacked his username!
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Postby Martrae » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:00 am

Darcler wrote:I'm a big Texture Queen. I wont eat oatmeal, grits, cottage cheese.. anything like that. I dont like soggy bread. I also dont like things to be eatten like they werent meant to be, like raw pie dough.


Bet you don't swallow, either. :rofl:
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Postby Martrae » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:00 am

Narrock wrote:The only thing I don't put gravy on is boobs.



NASTY!
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Postby Darcler » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:02 am

Martrae wrote:
Darcler wrote:I'm a big Texture Queen. I wont eat oatmeal, grits, cottage cheese.. anything like that. I dont like soggy bread. I also dont like things to be eatten like they werent meant to be, like raw pie dough.


Bet you don't swallow, either. :rofl:


Oddly enough, I do swallow. I rather like it :dunno:
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Postby Martrae » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:04 am

You are so funny.
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Postby leah » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:06 am

Narrock wrote:
Martrae wrote:
Narrock wrote:
Martrae wrote:Me too

One of my ex's used to take saltines and poor gravy from a jar over it. NASTY! One of the many reasons he's an ex.


RIIIIGHT... the only reason why I dumped your ass was because you started cybering with Kahar. I'm glad it worked out for you guys. Really, I am.



EWWWW...this mean you do that?


The only thing I don't put gravy on is boobs.


:rofl: i love you today mindia
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Postby Darcler » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:06 am

I know what it is....It never really hits my mouth, just straight down my throat.
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Postby leah » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:08 am

[[hey brinstar, ignore this post]]

i don't really mind swallowing, either. better than keeping it in your mouth whilst searching for a place to spit. also, Boy likes it and it's definitely sexier than horking up a mouthful of spoo.
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Postby Martrae » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:10 am

leah wrote:[[hey brinstar, ignore this post]]

i don't really mind swallowing, either. better than keeping it in your mouth whilst searching for a place to spit. also, Boy likes it and it's definitely sexier than horking up a mouthful of spoo.
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Postby Narrock » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:12 am

I love you girls today. Keep up this hot talk! :hiphop:
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Postby Darcler » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:22 am

Very very true leah.
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