Vesectomy & Womens Birth Control

Sidle up to the bar (Lightly Moderated)

Moderator: Dictators in Training

Postby 10sun » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:59 pm

Phlegm wrote:
Darcler wrote:She told me I had a long and narrow vagina, so she had a hard time finding the right speculum to use on me. She used her regular one, but there was too much speculum in the way, then she tried her smaller one, and while it fit in width, it wouldnt go back far enough.
So like the Three Bear's story, the third one was a longer and more narrow one which fit fine.

Anyway, how this procedure goes is:
She inserted the speculum and cleaned my cervix off with a small amount of soap and water on a qtip. Then she took some little tool and clamped it on my cervix and tugged to straighten it out (that was where it started to cramp). Then she took a ruler type device and measured from the top of my uterus to...wherever she measured to. Then she took the tube that had the Mirena which is shaped like a T and pulled it in the tube so that the little arms were above the body of it. Slid in and pushed it out so the arms were back out (T). So it was like a dolly bolt, it stayed in while she pulled the rest of the tube out. Then she trimmed the strings to fit and will trim them even more next week after the Mirena has settled.



How long was she in there mining?


a better question would be:

Did she find any more kids in there?
User avatar
10sun
NT Drunkard
NT Drunkard
 
Posts: 9861
Joined: Sat Mar 13, 2004 10:22 am
Location: Westwood, California

Postby Darcler » Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:33 am

I'd have to be having sex in order to have more kids :(

She was only elbow deep for about 5 minutes :)
User avatar
Darcler
Saran Wrap Princess
Saran Wrap Princess
 
Posts: 7161
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:54 pm
Location: Dallas, TX

Postby araby » Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:04 pm

Darcler wrote:She was only elbow deep for about 5 minutes :)


you really meant it when you said long and narrow! :rofl:
Image
User avatar
araby
Nappy Headed Ho
Nappy Headed Ho
 
Posts: 7818
Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2004 12:53 am
Location: Charleston, South Carolina

Postby Harrison » Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:13 pm

You know, after having met you, I am not comfortable listening to you talk about your vaginal canal.
How do you like this spoiler, motherfucker? -Lyion
User avatar
Harrison
NT Legend
NT Legend
 
Posts: 20323
Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:13 am
Location: New Bedford, MA

Postby Trielelvan » Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:20 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
HyPhY GhEtTo MaMi wrote:GeT ofF mAh OvaRiEz
User avatar
Trielelvan
NT Traveller
NT Traveller
 
Posts: 2745
Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 1:11 pm
Location: Mosquito central of da gr8 white nort'

Postby Darcler » Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:11 am

You know you want it!

It took me four attepmts to correctly type that out.
User avatar
Darcler
Saran Wrap Princess
Saran Wrap Princess
 
Posts: 7161
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:54 pm
Location: Dallas, TX

Previous

Return to Cap's Alehouse

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 35 guests